What do you do when you're pretty AND an ugugilizer??
Question Posted Friday March 24 2006, 9:34 pm
Dear Deena,
I have a problem as you can see. I'm a model and I happen to be really really really rediculously good looking. It's really hard for me because I went out to get some orange mocha frapachinno's with my other really really really re-diculously looking friends and we got into a really really really rediculously fun gasoline fight, but my friends, he lit a match (which was really really really re-diculously inintelligent) and the three died. I was the really really really re-diculously good looking ugugilizer at the funeral...if you don't know what that is it's a person that speaks at funerals...duh! So my problem is...I'm really down in the dumps, but DONT take that too litteral because I would never dress like someone who really was down in the dumps. Ha ha! Oh my really really really re-diculously holy lord! I am so dar funny! So...how do I become opposite of down in the dumps, (not litteraly), should I become high in the un-dumps?
Anonomous really really really re-diculously good looking model...a he he! There's that funny again!
well i think that the only thing you have left to do would be to go find another really really rediculously good looking model who broke his nose like 6 times and then you guys can build a school for ants who cant read. if that doesnt work, then you can always go back to working with your family in the cole mines. when your commercial comes on, remember that you are a, cough couch merMAN!
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