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orlando's HAIR
I have a friend who is incurably addicted to orlando bloom's HAIR. I don't get what is so nice about his hair. does she like it because it's blonde or something? or is it very spiky and nice-smelling? I only like legolas' hair. i thought it was long, girly and wayyyy coool... so do you have any suggestions as to how to cure my friend the addict? she really is a very sad case. and im CONCERNED.
yours sincerely,
concerned friend of addict
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dear concerned friend of addict,
it's nice to see that you're so caring for your friend. however, as i am not your friend, i have no idea why she is addicted to his hair. i doubt it's because it's blonde because it isn't. it isn't spiky either. maybe it's just cos it looks nice.
i'm not sure how your friend can be addicted to hair. perhaps you would like to write back and give me an example of what happens? for the time being, maybe you could make her wear a blindfold permanently, or somehow persuade orlando to go bald. the latter isnt such a good idea, you might incur the wrath of his millions of fangirls. including me.
luv, xt :)
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