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Question Posted Friday October 28 2005, 5:09 pm

Hi GlassTexan,
Im a 45 year old virgin and I can't seem to stop going to bars and picking up guys only to then just give them hand jobs and go no further, whats wrong with me? I just cant seem to get laid, I've even tried going to Nursing homes and handing out Viagra to see if I can ge tthem in the mood, it just doesn't work, everything is shriveled! What to do?

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GlassTexan answered Friday October 28 2005, 5:15 pm:
Dear Who-To-Do,
I think I saw you in a movie. Won't go into that, though.
Why jump the cow when you get milked for free? No more free hand jobs.
Now, are you shriveled or is it the old people? That could be a huge problem for you.
Have you seen the commercial where there is a risk of a four hour erection? Invest, sweetheart. And rock on.

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