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You're stupid
And smelly.
My question is, how does one avoid getting hot processed cheese poured in their eye?
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The best way to fight hot cheese is by wearing some sort of mask. I'd suggest a paintball mask.
Though I've never worn a paintball mask, I believe it covers up most of the face without allowing any paint, or cheese in this case, to seep through.
The problem, of course, is the direction the cheese is coming from. If it's coming head on, you won't run into any problems. BUT! If its actually being poured, you're going to end up with a scalded scalp.
For this, I'd use some sort of wide brimmed hat. They dont look stupid like umbrellas, and they give you some sophistication.
Think "Spy vs. Spy" style.
Of course, you could just kill the cheese pourer before they get the chance.
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