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FernGully
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I'm 22 years old, and I've been contemplating a serious question that's been bothering me for a whole three minutes now and I'm hoping you can answer it for me.
I know everyone says my bedroom looks much nicer since my parents helped me redo it, but I just don't know... I mean, I like it now much more than I use to, but some of my friends think it was better with the "picketed fence". Are they really dumb or do they just not know when to let an old joke die?
Also, is it wrong to send friends silly/stupid and rhetorical questions, or am I just chuckling to myself too much knowing that I'm sure you'll give me an answer(s) fit for such questions?
PS
Is it wrong to make prank calls on friends' Is it wrong to make prank calls on friends' cellular phones, even if the voices I make are pretty awesome?
(In case an moderator reads this and is tempted to flag it: Yes, all these questions are connected and need to be answered as one reply) (link)
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Sometimes you have to trust that your parents are correct. To be honest, any room with picket fences on the walls is pretty creepy. I'm not sure what kind of freak would ever live in such a room. I am amazed that this person would even have friends at all, let alone ones that would joke about it.
Lord knows, he's probably the type that would have to pay a girl to go out with him.
Anyways, I think calling random phone numbers is fun, just as long as the person can't see the phone number you're calling from, especially if you're too cheap to go get your own cell phone and have to call from friends phones who never actually say you are allowed to.
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And smelly.
My question is, how does one avoid getting hot processed cheese poured in their eye? (link)
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The best way to fight hot cheese is by wearing some sort of mask. I'd suggest a paintball mask.
Though I've never worn a paintball mask, I believe it covers up most of the face without allowing any paint, or cheese in this case, to seep through.
The problem, of course, is the direction the cheese is coming from. If it's coming head on, you won't run into any problems. BUT! If its actually being poured, you're going to end up with a scalded scalp.
For this, I'd use some sort of wide brimmed hat. They dont look stupid like umbrellas, and they give you some sophistication.
Think "Spy vs. Spy" style.
Of course, you could just kill the cheese pourer before they get the chance.
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