Mackenzie answered Sunday July 24 2005, 1:03 pm: There's LOTS of things; just be creative. Walk around your house with an open eye viewing everything as the male genitalia. You could try:
- hair brush.
- handle of a screw driver.
- handle of a spatula.
- magnifying glass.
- flashlight.
- turkey boaster.
- curling iron.
- a pen.
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