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okay, well i have sex ALOT. and when im doing it, i poop. i;ve had over 100 boyfriends, and now they hate me. and call me poopy jane. cause i poop ALL over thjem. like sometimes poop just FLIES outta my butt when im walking!! (i never wear clothes) the poop just like PLLL shouts out!! ALL OVER EVERYONE. im known as poopy camerada! my name is nick JABLONSKI. and i poop. i mean, i poop ALL over my bfs. they smell now too. AND THEN ONE TIME, I WAS LIKE, IN THE MALL, AND I POOPED ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OVER THE CLOTHES. I MEAN AND IT WASTEN HARD POOP, IT WAS DIREAH LIKE MSD. ugh. this is so emotional. and then the OTHER day i was in my pool. la la la. you know. la la. just swiminin arund la la in. and so like, all of a sudden the water turned THIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKK. and i relised, IT WAS BROWN. i had POOPED ALL IN MY POOL. AND I AM VERY FAT. WEIGH 542 POUNDS. I LOOK LIKE OGRE. and so my pool turned brown and lumpy (like my nail polish) and then i had people over, AND THEY SWAMMED IN MY POO POO THINKING IT WAS CHOCOLATE PUDDING. AND THEN MY FRIEND THATS AN OGRE, WELL SHE ATE IT ALL. MY WHOLE POOL FILLED WIHT MY POOPIES. so pleas ehelp. i am VERY emotional. and i need help. oh yes, i like to eat cheeze its. when i eat them, i poop out orange AND PURPLE AND GREEEN AND YELLOW AND RED AND PERIOD AND BOOB AND DIEAREAH, AND ANDY MILAINKIS, AND PIMPLES, AND GOO GOO, AND CASEY, AND CHAD, AND TAYLOR, AND ANNIE, AND SOPHIE, AND KENDRA, AND BIANCA.!! okay, I RATE HIGH. please help me. thank you boob head! bye bye bye bye!!
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it's simple, stop eating, and then you won't have anything to poop out. Plus way more than a hundred guys will have sex with you because guys like skinny emaciated girls way better than they like 542lb ones.
If that's too difficult just pray to Santa every night to solve your problem. And offer sacrifices.
I am very glad that you did not chew Casey, Chad, Taylor, Annie, Sophie, Kendra or Bianca though, that way you were able to poop them out whole.
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