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Question Posted Thursday May 26 2005, 9:03 pm

sry, i got another one...
lol
ok, OMG!! i have a boyfriend named Marvin, and i keep on telling my friends that he hasn't called me and that he has been avoiding me... but their excuse is because he is imaginary.. which is true, but i still don't c the point! WHAT SHOULD I DO!
sincerely- RELATIONSHIL AT STAKE! (aka, KT)


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FunnyCide answered Thursday May 26 2005, 9:53 pm:
*gasp* Your imaginary boyfriend is avoiding you, too!? WOW!! So is mine! I can't believe that! Your imaginary boyfriend's name is Marvin? Mine's named Melvin! Sooo scary!! =]


I think you should talk to Marvin. You call him up on the telephone. Say, "Oh, I miss you babe! Soo much!" Over and over and over and over and over. Well, maybe only twice. Write Marvin a card. Tell him that you love him soo much and would die without him. Give him a present for no reason at all. Make it something special... like a picture. Take a picture of you and Marvin, put it in a totally wicked cool frame, and give it to him. Does Marvin drive? Give Marvin a gas card. :) Or, if Marvin doesn't drive, but is on the romantic side, give him a white rose. ( the symbol of love ) Basically, tell him how you feel. He'll appreciate it. A lot.

-FunnyCide

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