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hello,
I have a problem
I suffer from an acute lack of poontang
It has been several months since I have gotten any
I am developing terrible symptoms:
Hallucinations- Girls that are either ugly or I would never be attracted to, I suddenly like and want
Shaking
Cramps
Dizziness
Fatigue
Dry Eyes/Mouth
Feelings for same sex
I need a remedy quickly before my desperation produces a terrible relationship
I have heard stories of your ability to remedy this condition
PLEASE HELP
DESPERATE PERSON WITH POONTANG ISSUES
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hahaha props to you for being so original.. i like it. i think that you need to sit back, relax, and take things easy. i know you want to have a girlfriend... or at least get with a girl... but you might have to wait a little bit longer. my suggestion? date one as soon as possible. she might be wrong for you, but hey, it will satisfy your craving, and then you will be able to breathe easier. when this happens, you should chill out, and not rush to find a girl. when you finally find one thats right and satisfies all your cravings, it will be when you least expect it.
warning: side effects may include: heartache, falling in love, desperate acts, dog-like behavior, and a chance to have a real relationship.
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