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Lonely Leo looking for a Bigger Tiger of a man....


Question Posted Wednesday March 23 2005, 5:00 pm

Dear Miss T~

To start out, I will let you know what I am like... I am an 18 yr old college student, in a bad relationship. I hate brown-nosers, and people who think they can walk on water. I also dislike people who smeel so bad that the only name appropriate is "Princess Smells Like ASS!" I love the color pink, and 97.9.

So, about my question, or my 'situation'. I am in a relationship, and to tell you the truth sometimes I contemplate Chriogenically freezing this person, just so that he cannot anger anyone else, especially me. You see, he is the type of 'piss pant' that thinks the sun shines out of his ass, and the moon revolves around his head. Well, I need to break out of the relationship, and fast. I love him more than anything in the world, and I know that I will be completely devastated, but I know that our relationship will never be healthy. What should I do??

Enough with the Sappy love shit... how the Fuck are ya 'Big T', this is 'Big D', from 'Big J's class. I am hoping to run into you this evening before our classes, so that I can gossip to you, hope to converse with you soon, so that we may vent in the langauge that only you and I understand.

*Note* To those of you who are reading this and don't know who I am, Miss T and I met a few months ago, and immediately realized that we were both quite quirky in the same way. You would think that we had been friends forever, when in all actuality, it's only been about three months, and all though we have a limited number of memories, we will always have the 'Lazy Eye'!

Happy Loving, Sexing, and Living to all!




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Tereseg answered Wednesday March 23 2005, 10:19 pm:
To My Dearest Danielle~
First and foremost, it was WONDERFUL running into you tonight before my anatomy class. What a terrific surprise~~I cannot tell you how much I miss you. I can honestly say that I miss our Bunsen Burner moments in Chemistry lab. Also, our Johnny Depp trouble shooting sessions.

In regard to your "man" and I use the word man loosely...he truly doesn't appreciate what a fine and wonderful tigress he has. I know that you love him very much and that you would be very hurt and lonely if you two were to part ways, but you need to think about your happiness first. It's about you Leo Chick...never forget that. It's all about us remember?

I totally need to come to the creek and we need to hang out and catch up on all the dirt in true Teri and Danielle fashion.

You're the bomb kiddo...don't forget what you deserve...the world on a silver star shaped platter!
Love ya,
Teri

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