Question Posted Saturday January 15 2005, 11:30 pm
its ok but i think i still have "feelings"(whatever those are) for j murph.he has a nice behind.wow that turkey sandwich was good.yeah im so happy about the josh hartnett thingy.im sendind you the story again cuz it was hilarious and i want all your people to see it
man i was "sellin myself" and this real hott guy came up and he was like "u wanna fuck long and hard". and i was like "yeah whats your dick size" and he was like "10 inches" and i was like "10 buck for as long as you want" and we started fucking and his dick had to be about a good 15 inches and i was like "whats your name" and he was like "josh hartnett. and damn you're good you're my new favorite fuckin slut" and i was like "damn straight heres your 10 bucks back you might need it" and he was like "heres my address come and fuck anytime you want" and then he left.
thats the best story ever.im getting it published along with all my other sex/prostitution storys.yeah i had some fun that night in new york lol lylah (that means love you like a homo)
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