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Question Posted Saturday December 25 2004, 12:43 am

My kitty makes me soggy. What do I do to make her stop?

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MATT_THE_GREAT answered Saturday December 25 2004, 12:47 am:
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In what way does your kitty make you soggy it seems unnatural? I recommend giving her an absorbent toy beaver to chew on to absorb the excess saliva. This is simply one of the many trials and tribulations of pet ownership. Maybe you could collect the drool and sell it on ebay. Im sure some idiot would buy it.

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