k sew eye tewtalee dun lyk hunson buh lyk zac iz lyk kina hawt sew lyk hw dew yew tink i culd get wit him cuz i wud tewtallee wana cuz he iz proly sew rick n sutff
If you insist on trying anyways, tattoo his name, or better yet face, on your bum or boob, then chase after their tour bus, while flashing said tat. It impresses him, especially when you prove you can keep up with the bus. Or send him mysteriously wrapped ticking packages with notes attached that say "When this clock stops ticking, so will my love for you".
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