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My little monkey friend
like oh my god! Lauren! okay like i have this little orange monkey friend and like he is like sooo freakin like wierd right? right. well he wears like this little freakin green dress every freakin like day. and he never freakin like washes it! GROSS! and he is lik freakin crazy. im startin to like think he is on like crack! i like love him to death. OH and also he is EVERYWHERE! i do like love him but like he is all like up my ass.. Literally. . he loves shit!! so u better becareful when you take a shit cuz if he smells it he will like fly with his mosquito friend and eat it and well um u know what they say, like once u like feed'em they just like keep coming back! well i dont know what to do, and like he has this large like banana and like who knows what he like does with it i mean like hes had it for a long time and it smells like freakin bad. ewww! i love him but hes gross. like what do i do?
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haha! well, ill tell you what you should do. Tell this little monkey friend of yours that you love him enough to want him to stop doing crack. ask him his name, and if it is Leroy, run away as far as you can because he is very very dangerous. Make sure you dont take his banana or he will hit you with it. if you still love him thou, marry him, but dont send your favorite, hot, cousin Lauren an invitation to the wedding, for she does not want to be around Leroy. :P (btw, that was a post from my crazy cousin Megan who I love to death!! ^_^)
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