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EEEEW SMELLY!!!!11111
okay, so lyke, i'm a grrl. this is kinda lyke TOTALLY embarassing, but lyke...i shower almosst everyday and lyke sometymes in the morning bfor skhool and i ware deodarant and all that and i shave but lyke by the end of zee day i lyke...smellll. lyke bo. eeeeeew and is grooooosssssss. i dont no wut to do omg. plz help. im scaring ppl awy they dont go witin 5 ft of me nemor. omg plz help?
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Maybe give some free advice about: Etiquette?
Clearly, you need to stop rolling in fecal matter during the course of your day. I would aslo recommend sacrificing at least 3 goats per day, and maybe one virgin per month to help fend off evil spirits that cause body odor.
Also, spending less time having sex with the corpses at the morgue will also alleviate your stench issues.
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