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HELP ME!!!
okay so i have this friend who lives down the street and hes realli realli nice and real fun to hang out with but theres just one problem....HE REEKS! i mean its not just sum days he smells bad ITS EVERYDAY! he smells so bad that if he put his arms up for sumthing i would probably faint! i mean i dont think he ever bathes or wears deoderant or anything! its just awful i cant stay around him for that long and if the wind is blowing i have to make sure im in the correct position so that his smelliness doesnt blow on me! i mean its getting so bad that i mite start wearing a clothespin on my nose! i dont know what to do you must help me! oh and not only does he smell all the time but he does these horrendous extremely loud farts that can be heard 10 miles away! i mean its fine every once and a while i mean i do it too its natural but he does it like every 10 minutes!!!! its disgusting! and i feel bad because i cant stop laughing at him! poor guy...so im in desperate need of your advice!
please help,
-the smelly friend's friend-
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mabye you should offer him an "early bday present" of deoderent! or somhow take him and have a watter fight! any way to get him wet is the best source for smellyness. and the farting, he may have an overloadedbladderdissfunctiondissorder. its the worst case there is. you need to watch out for it because its VERY contagious and can spread within the smell. hope i helped! haha! Allie, keep me posted
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