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Babies


Question Posted Saturday August 14 2004, 8:00 pm

How are babies made?

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oh_snap_its_Me answered Monday July 4 2005, 6:47 pm:
well, when a mommy likes a daddy, they go into bed and BANG all night !!

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amizzle answered Saturday October 2 2004, 4:52 am:
Well. Babies are made when one man & one woman have sex! This is because the cute little sperms go running around inside her, until they find an egg. Then, they eat some cheese and aim themselves at the egg, but most of them die because they suck and they're too weak. (:
The winning sperm makes a baby, and then the girl screams while she's in labour and yeah.

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TwiggyxObsessed answered Saturday August 14 2004, 8:03 pm:
You fuck. And then you sit around with a watermelon in your stomach for nine months.

I prefer to think that the stork is somewhat behind this [he was probably pissed we were blaming the birth of little weird kids on him]

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