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bananas??


Question Posted Friday July 30 2004, 2:51 pm

Amanda. ive heard that if u take a banana and smash it, it works as a good lubrication for your genitalia. please let me know if this is true.please answer asap bc im about to freak a moose and his.. ahem.. is extra large. any lube owuld work but i dont want to get an infection. and also i was wondering if Mr. freshees really smiles up at ur genitalia? let me know about that one as well bc my flow is chunky and creamy and frothy, but i dont want to be disapointed if it is not loyal and smiling. luv- the soon to be sexually active and flowing sczhochandria (by the way, if my cuzin winston married a girl at his school whos last name is butt, her last names together would be butt cheek- just thought ud like to know)

ps.if ud like to make a threeway with mr. moose and i, give me a call at 1-800-hornylilrabbitwithscabies :)


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ABull answered Saturday July 31 2004, 12:48 am:
ah, smashing good! first of all, many fruits will work. bananas, coconut...all the exotic fruits basicly. and Mr. freshies REALLY does smile up at your genitailia, i know from experience. and i think that winston will be very happy with my cousin. shila butt. there little offspring will be happy to frollick in the feilds of grampas farm. ahhh...anyway. i hope i could help and B.Y.O.T!!!
have fun!!!

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