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A BIG problem


Question Posted Friday July 30 2004, 1:13 am

Hey melissa, I have a BIG problem... literally... Girls say my penis is way to big. They think it will damage them if we had sex, and its too big to fit in thier mouth without thier teeth scratching my penis. Girls will only give me hand jobs cuz my penis is so large, and they have to use both hands, and its kinda hard to sneak a hand job when you have to use 2 hands, so i can only get hand jobs when totally alone. I have a cast on my left hand right now from a skating accident, and i cant masterbate for like a month! I dont know what to do about this, can u please help? - Aonomous

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icey0990 answered Friday July 30 2004, 1:17 am:
hmm..i see..this can be rather frustrating to someone as sexually active as you seem to be. Well...you cant change the size of your ..package..here are a few options..lol

-shove ice cubes into the girls mouth so it numbs it..then maybe she wont gag..

-as far as the biting probs..maybe fill her mouth with jello, pudding, applesauce,etc so it forms a coat of protection on ur penis perhaps?

-you could search for a girl who jus devours penises..and whos used to such large things..

hmm..i guess thats all i can say to help..good luck to you and your penis!


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