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I wanted to do it, so I did it. I finally tried tuna. It was delicious.. A few weeks later I decided to have sex again with my boyfriend Tyrone, He's soo fine oh back that ass up. Okay anyway, So when we were having sex he was like "Baby lets get nasty" And i was like okay so I got out the tuna and he got out the whip cream and we did body shots in some places you dont wanna know. And I got food poisoning the next day because the Tuna was 2 years old. So, now they took me the doctors and my parents ran a checke up to see if I'm a virgen and it said negative. So Now I'm grounded with the stomach flu my boyfriend told anyone that I'm hella bad at sex when He has the cock the size of a pencil. And I'm just pissed off my mom hates me and my dad thinks I'm some hoe, I'm never eating tuna again or having sex.. Well.. at least not till later, what do I do DR ANGEL I WANNA BANG YOU OMG IM SO HORNY. Okay I'm done k thanks bye<333
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well... the best advice i can give you on this one is.... dont have sex with 2 year old tuna involved, now im not sure if youre a boy or a girl, but that's ok, im just here to help, i think that you should talk to your parents and tell them how in love you are/were with tyrone and explain that youre not a hoe, and next time tyrone says "lets get nasty" make sure that the only food involved is food used t0o make ice cream sundaes, but not the ice cream, tara youre pretty stupid for all this, but i love you.. whoops.. did i say your name... lol hope i helped... -Angel
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