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Question Posted Monday January 26 2004, 12:53 am

I know this person, he's not a real being, more like an anthropomorphic materialization, but I feel he doesn't like me. What can I do?

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koshii answered Monday January 26 2004, 1:05 am:
When dealing with anthropomorphic manifestations and materializations in the physical planes, it is important to remember that they are endless and we (meaning you) are but scum, titchy little sparklies in their existance. Many anthropomorphic materializations have one specific purpose to their existance or abstract duty. If your anthro-mat does not see in you the trait he is responsible for, he probably won't give a tin shit what you're up to or how you feel (not that ambiguously manifested abstract expressions shit... but you know what I mean).

Like gods, anthropomorphic beings have likes, dislikes, and a need for either mortal worship or mortal ignorance. I suggest you make sacrifices of Interior Design majors or Campus Crusade for Christ-ians, and if this pisses him off, give him something nice like nonphysical offerings. Devotion, Desperation, Dependance and Demolition are always appreciated (the alliteration seems to ring with them).

I'd also be careful what you dream, and not go around making lewd slurs about various author-comic-book directors.

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