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sister
ok my older sister is such an @$$ she makes things up and makes me bad
she makjes it look like she is the perfect one i mean i am not jelous but i need some combacks anything will do
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just tell her 2 back the **** off!!!
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Dear person,
One word...Blackmail. Blackmailing is pretty much the gold. catch her doing something she's not supposed to and snitch on her. or threaten her kinda. Use combacks like, "Just because you stuff your bra and your underwear doesnt mean that your better than me!" or something funny like that. If she has a boyfriend, thats perfect. When he calls, answer the phone, and when he askes for your sis, just say, "sorry, shes in the bathroom plucking her nose hairs" or something like that.
~**~((NiCoLe AnNe))~**~
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Older sisters always want to make themselves look perfect in front of there little sisters and I should know. Do it all the time! Well you should try blackmale. If you know some grub thret to tellher friends. She'll be eat'n out of your hand!
-shay :-)
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if she's afraid of spiders, here's a classic...
Go to the store and buy a fake, but real looking spider. put it in the shower next time she needs to get freshed up. You'll see what happens.
~Theatrechik~
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a few brilliant ripostes from my youth (not actually reccomended for real-life use):
"I know you are, but what am I?"
"That times a million!"
"I didn't do it, whatever it was!"
"Eat my shorts!"
"I think not."
"You blame it, you claim it!"
"Liar, liar, pants on fire!"
Hope those help, or at least demonstrate how bad comeback technology was a 10-15 years ago.
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