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Question Posted Sunday October 26 2003, 9:23 pm

Ok...There are a lot of people at my school who ain't real hot on me. I'm not one of those you'd list in the Popular Category and I don't care. The problem...I'm pretty tough, I like the whole kicking the guys in the groin idea and all...but I can't fight to save my life, and the only way you can get people to leave you alone around here is to kick their asses. Everyone knows I don't give a shit what they think but them constantly nagging me pisses me off. I can't fight because for one, I can take pain but expecting it or knowing it's coming kills me, and for two, I couldn't land a punch because I'm afraid I'll hurt someone. *laughs* So...Now I've rambled for a few...solution!?

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goldentigress answered Tuesday December 23 2003, 12:44 am:
Same with me, I hate knowing pain's coming...I can't punch people either...I was known as the best fighter in fourth grade and the kid I had a crush on was sorely envied because I was his bodyguard....
How'd I do it? The best way is just pick up a few moves and use them well. And you gotta be fast, really fast. My favorite is to grab the back off the neck and push, then sort of jump on their back until they're on their hands and knees, and push down with your butt to try and get them flat laid out if you want to give them real torture. This way gets them down fast and easy, and it keeps them helpless if you want to do stuff like slap their ass. If they wriggle a lot while you're doing this, bite their arm. Worst comes to worst, grasp the shoulder in a deathgrip and hold on. Punching is not necessary. I hate punching. It's so- undiginified. MY way is stylish, easy, and doesn't actually seem to inflict a lot of pain so you won't feel too guilty. Hope it helps.
-pythea

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