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WelL im funny..i give really good advice because i had so much stuff happen to me that sum people dun realli understand..im 5'2 im 90 pounds..i have like light brown hair sum blondish highlights..green eyes..uhmm..if u wanna ask me sumthin IM me..hehe
E-mail: sillycow9101@yahoo.com
Gender: Female
Location: New York/ Long Island
Occupation: student
Age: 13
AIM: xOo LiL LiNz oOx
Member Since: May 30, 2004
Answers: 57
Last Update: June 15, 2004
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how can i hide a hickey? (link)
bandaids *which is ugly* or..makeup conceler..


female/13 ok ..... I have a friend who that when ever she needs me I am always there , but when it is put the other way around she doesn't do the same for me . I am sick of being in last place , whenever I ask can she go to the mall with me she ditches me to go with some other guy , but if she wants to go and I have am not able to she gets mad and gets an attitude , and when ever we fight it is always MY fault . Like last time she got mad cause I tld my other friend something that I was going through with my amily and I refused to tell her cause she wouldn't understand cause she has both of her parents. What should I do ? (link)
wow! am i sure i didnt right this? haha ..this sounds so much like my position with one of my friends right now..AND U HATE IT RIGHT!!! urr..whenever she needed boy advice i would give her all the advice..or when she wanted to tell me a story bout one of her dum boyfriends..i woule listen! and then when it came to the point that i wanted to tell HER a story she sed to me straight out *idun realli care* wow that got me mad! yea and she tells ppl all her secrets first and not u and ur best first..but n0 she gotta tell other pppl//but then if u tell sum1 sumthin first she FLIPS! right? shes the kinda person u dun trust..bc in the long run every tyme u do sumthin wrong..she goes out like a baby and tells ppl stuff about u..shes the one that..its all bout her all the tyme..its annnoyin..just tell her the truth..be like *why is it ok if u do this..but then when i do it u flip out?* then i kno what she will say.she would b like *no0o that never happens* and then she will b moody for like a couple of miunutes and then come bak bc thats the kinda person who always comes bak when they need a favor..or they need a tampon..lol..and then we are the kinda ppl who just keep on going bak..start to not give her things..not tell her stuff...and just kinda not tell her things bc as soon as u guys get in a flight she goes and tells ppl..and tats not nice..yikes..lol xOoOx


i love stan. lol tonight i hope i can get rid of jason n its gonna be tough...im having a confirmation prty n i originally invited jason n his cuzzi dan, but now i wanna invite two different guyz dat would get into a fight wit him...wat do i do?
i cant tell jason to go away completely cause i wanna stay close friends jus not in that way.. (link)
aww..dun gert rid of jason bc he was nice..just dun go out with him bc that one thing he did was mean..he dumped u for a day and went out with that grl jamie and then she dumped him..naa..he cant do that...butt...if he wants u bak and he talks to u about how sry he is and promises not to do it again ten i guess there is an exception..anyways..i better b invited to that party lol...hahaha..j.p..i love ya jen..just do what u think is right..i think u should talk it out with jason first..and then if he dun say the right things then in a nice way just b like *jason we dun have that connection we did in the begining..u hurt me when u dumped me for sum other grl..what am i a replacement or sumthin? that was just wrong..* sumthin like that ask he why he did it...
and for the confirmation partay...--invite them both and say its ur house and dun fight or all of u guys are out..lol

and with the thing with jason and the close friend thingy..--just say u just wanna b friends bc like i sed..*u guys mght not have that connection like u did from the begining* be nice and tell him how u feel..xO`


lol ... you told me to break up wit him but its not easy i relli love di kid n he loved me he jus liked tht grl too.....jus like how i like this guy but he dont like me (stan) lol n i dont wanna go out wit him cause my friend likees him so0o i think i should stay wit Jason wat do u think Dr Lindsay?
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lol i love ya jen! i think if u realli love him then stay with him bc if thats what makes u happy..thats what makes me happy! *and for all thses advice things..give me a friekin 5!* lol i love ya


my boyfriend jason lol went to the movies wit a grl but the grl (jamie) broke up wit him cause he didnt drink any alcholol.... lol...so he wants to go bak out wit me after his shitT is straight wat should i say grlie grl.. (link)
omg! dun go bak out with him..that means ur his replacer..!! say no way! say: u hurt me and im not gettin hurt again..byebye asshole! lol


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsi pop?

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hmm..idk bc whenever i eat those things i always bit them lol


I'm really flatchested & I hate it. Is there anything I can wear that'll make my boobs look bigger, besides a pushup bra? (link)
padded bras..but idun realli no for sure bc idun use those...but u can take pills i think but u gotta b a certain age..xO`


I live in a log cabin in Texas that is a real log cabin. It is really really old but I do not know how to tell how old it is. It is in Harris County, near Houston. It actually has a Houston address but it is just outside Houston. Anybody have any idea how I could find out how old it is? Any websites I could go to? I have tried those websites that you pay and they could not turn up anything. (link)
go to a real estate agent..they most likely would no **xo`**


i wanan kiss a boy really extremly bad.. but i dont have a bf right now.. im in 8th grade dn i know im old enough to kiss and i want to know!! how do i go kiss someone? should i ksis a boy at the dance thsi friday??? (link)
well..first u gotta no if he likes u or not..and usally when u kiss a guy there gunna follow along..but dun just walk up to a guy and kiss them bc thats kinda weird..when i kissed sum1 i didnt no (very dum) at a teennight place we were dancin and it got a lil outta hand and we just kissed..lol u do what u think is right! xO` Linzi`


umm when u shave *down there* lol yah do u shave all of it or what..what r u suppose to do?? (link)
lol shave it ALL off..bc i think hair there looks yucky! lol shave the bikinni line..and the hole thing! lol xOOox


the guy i like is in 8th grade i'm in 6th... he has a girlfriend... and he used to like me b/c he told my friend he would go out w/ me if i talked to him more.. but i never talked to him so he gave up and started hating me... well he said we are friends but idk cause he ignores me when he's around other ppl but when its just me and him he'll be really nice and he'll flirt. do u think he likes me? (link)
idk..ur like 11? he is 14, 13...maybe he likes u and when he is with his friends he is embarrassed bc ur little..but since ur like 11 what do u consider flirting? lol w/b


When i was 7 my brother and i sucked each other's dicks and felt each other in the ass and we both liked it. we did this like every night and one time we were caught. we still do it anyway. now im 14 and so is he (were twins). is this normal? (link)
omg! thats very weird..yuck how do u do that with ur brother?! u should realli stop bc not only is that ur brother but he is a guy and now u are gay! u should realli stop..what if ur gf (if u have one) finds out..? she is gunna think u are realli weird...STOP THIS STUFF BC IT IS GROSE! im not being mean but omg thats grose..lol xO' LiNzi


I have liked this guy for over 3 years , since i was only 11 . Is this normal ...?
okay , i used to be real tongue tied around him , coming from an all girls elementary school and all , and i haven't started speaking to him since this year . We talk mostly on MSN , because i am still shy in front of him . He even commented on how different i acted on MSN , compared to how i act with him . the thing is , how i act on MSN , is how i would act in front of him , if only i wasn't so shy . I have barely exchanged more than about 30 sentences with him !! What can i do ? (link)
awww! dun b shy! i kno its hard bc u like him and then when u start talkni to him u cant tyhink of anything to say..just act like how u act on the MSN thingy..sumtimes it is easier when ur friends are with u and there all talkin to that guy and ur talkin to this way u dun have to think to hard to make up a conversation..ask ur friends for advice to bc since idunno this guy idunno what his interests are and everything..ask ur friends wat u should do and maybe u guys can all go to the movies or sumthin and u can talk to him and stuff..xOoOx


My best friend iz an idot.How do I tell my best friend that she's doin the wrong thing.She's been tryin to go out with this guy and all her friends have been helpin her but she had a boyfriend.So she broke up wit her boyfriend bcuz the guy she lyks asked her out.But now she's upset bcuz her ex-boyfriend was pissed at her and yelled at her 4 stabbin him in da bak since she said she was onli on a break.So she fekt bad and broke up with the kid she reallied lyked to go bak to her ex.But I know she's makin the worng dicision cuz she was happy with the boy she lyked and she's gonna wind up breakin his heart juss bcuz of her ex.What should I do shoudl wont believe me that she's makin the wrong dicision!!!HELP!! (link)
first of all dun call her an idot..bc thats mean! hehe..ok..i thinhk he is makin the right dicision..bc the other guy was an asshole..jovon is nice! and i kno he will go bak out with her..dahh..they had such a good relationship when she was with him she brightend up a room..and usally she isnt always that happy..he made he so happy eric didnt..jovon did..dun u want ur best friend to b happy and u want the best to happen for them..and i think jovon is the best thing for her..xOoOx


so far i've nly been fingered a few times... but i'm usaulyl really nervous when it comes to it.. i'm jsut thinking of basically him sticking his finger there and everything i dont want to be nervous but sometimes i can't help it. what can i dO? (link)
theres nothing to do..yea i wouild b nervous to..bc like what if all a sudden u fart! =0!! hahaha..or like what if he puts his hole hand up there and u start to bleed...omg doesnt it hurt!!! ok now here is the advice...if ur nervous about it then dun do it..ur body is tellin u that u arent ready for it..wait to do this stuff with sum1 u realli reali love..this way ur not used and obused..and always remember..if ur feelin pressured by sum1 to do sumthin with UR body and u dun wanna..and theere ur bf...and u say no..they dun truly love u and u should leave then..


ok thnx so much girl..i luv u n i hope jovon forgives me n understand cuz imma in love..n i want dat feeling bak so0o bad.. (link)
i love u to! he will forgove u..ilove u!!


ok i was wit dis kid jovon for about a month n a half n i came to love hym so0o much n iw as so comfy wit hym n when iw as wit hym he amd eme feel so special lyk i was in lvoe 4 da first tym 4 real..even tho i m onli 13 he makes me feel so special..he was alwayz there but then we took a breka juss 4 awhile n then dis kid eric asked me outt n now i m wit hym n jovon is so amd at me but i amde da biggest mistake cuz i dont have dta feelign wit eric dta i do wit jovon n iw ant jovon bak but i think i hrut hym to much n i think i lsot hym what do i do..cuz i min so mcuh pain cuz i msiz hym so much he was mah lyf..plz tell em what to do..xo0x (link)
i kno that feeling...like u are so comfy with him and then u find another guy that asks u out and u go with them..i kno who this is so im just gunna tell u what i kno lol.. jovon is the most sweetest guy i have ever known! when u were with him u actually werent mean to me (lol) and like u were just yourself! with eric..ur not realli yourself and im not sayin thats bad or anything but..yea..u probably did hurt jovon..but i kno he loved u SOOOO much..if u just say *im so sry* and u guys talk again for days (lol) u will b bak together.. lol idk if wat i just sed made sence..but what im tryin to say is GO OUT WITH JOVON U POLOCK lol i love u grl! xOoOx


ok ever since i started 2 really like this guy ive bn kinda dreamy about him and writing his name all over my notebooks and everything but it is seriously creating a downfall in my school grades. i m 13 yrs old and a girl (link)
this happend to me! but last night i just broke up with him so i think im gunna do better...lol its normal to write his name everywhere! i wrote this guys name on my ass one tyme lol..my mirror..everywhere! even on my bed and it wont come off and my mom is kinda mad lol..but if this guy is makin ur grades bad..deff. try to slow down..bc the most important short tyme period in ur life is school..thats whats gunna make u have a job..have a family and husband..everything..and i nice house..so whatever u think is right follow it..no1 can change ur mind once its with a guy..w/b and tell me more! lol xOoOx


ok i have another problem my boyfriend jason is kinda datin me now..n he went to the movies wit a grl n on his cellphone i told him straight out that if he dont pick one or the other im out...n he said hell think bout it wat do i do grl?
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haha i hate jason anyway..lol..what is he doing going to the movies with another grl! and noing him he probably wasnt watching the movie lol..but...ask him and if he is tellin u he didnt do anyrthing just trust him..or ask dan if he did anything..ilove u xOoOx


I only started my periods abouit a year ago, but recently they've been really heavy (like MASSES of blood), and I feel faint sometimes. Is it normal to be like this or is there something wrong with me? by the way, I'm 14. Please answer asap because I'm really worried (link)
well..if u think its wrong then go to the gynology person..its a doctor for grls in that area lol...when u get it drink a lot of suger stuff..and drink a lot of water..eat healthy..exercise..and maybe this wont happen..but this happened to me bc i got it 2wice a month for 9 days! YIKES thats long..but then after like 7 months it went away and got normal and i had it like once a month and i had it like 5 days..since u sed u had it for a year..deff. go to the gynology! hope this helps in sum way lol xOoOx




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