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Q: is it realli wrong to date your best friends ex boyfriend? cause this kid likes me..and i realli like him..but i have a feeling my best friend will get mad if i go out with him. cause she gets jealous even if i chill with him! please help soon cause i'm gonna chill with him tonite! i rate high!
.:*Well...Umm...Maybe yooh should talk it out w/ yur BFF. If she is a true friend then she should understand. If she doesn't understand then maybe it's time to just say screw her & just go w/ her ex. just for the hell of it. ((hehe)) Luv yooh BuNcHeS like Cap'n CrUnChEs.*:.
xoOx. Mwah.
AsHLeY

Q: When I was about 14 or 15 yrs old.. I dated this kid.... I wont mention a name.. and then we had broken up because he was more expierenced then me and wanted someone who would have sex with him. Well after all this we still stayed friends.. Well then he moved to Florida with his dad for a while.. and then moved back here. and when he got back up here. He told me he had these feelings for me. and that he loved me and wanted to be with me forever. Well. I wasnt ready to be with him. I was unsure of my feelings for him and I told him i didnt know if i wanted to be with him after telling him i wanted to be. and we got in a huge fight and then about a month later I had talked to him and told him i really loved him and I wanted to work things out. but the only bad thing is. my parents really dislike him and they dont really have a reason to dislike him. I mean I'm 17 yrs old I should beable to date who i want. but they say not while i live in their house... What do I do? I really love this guy. :(
.:*OMG I am havving the SAME exact problem at this moment. What I've been trying to do is sneak around as much as possible. Yooh must must must e-mail me. We have to talk this out. Luv yooh BuNcHeS like Cap'n CrUnChEs.*:.
xoOx. Mwah.
AsHLeY

Q: my boyfriend he doesn't like to do anything fun.. he's so boring!! and i went to this party n made out with his bestfriend, what should i do????
.:*The best thing to do is be honest w/ yur b/f. Even if he is boring. Tell him the truth & that yooh made-out with his best friend. Maybe yull get lucky & he'll break it off. Then yooh can go off w/ the other boi. I dunna but if I was yur current b/f & yooh told em the truth. I wouldn't be mad. But that's just me. Luv yooh BuNcHeS like Cap'n CrUnChEs.*:.
xoOx. Mwah.
AsHLeY

Q: Ok my boyfriend and me had been going out for about...2 months...we had been pretty close friends for like 5 months before that. Well, he really was a sweet guy, but I kinda cheated on him with this dude...well not exactly, the guy kissed me. anyways, my boyfriend forgave me. but today he was like, "i think we should take a break. im not breaking up with u exactly, but i just think we should take a break for a while. i will probably want to get back with you in the near future." what do i do? wait for him??? im just confused right now.
.:*Well first off yooh did cheat on him cause no matter what. IT TAKES 2 PEOPLE TO KISS! But maybe this is for the best. Or maybe yooh should sit down & talk to him. Ask him what all this means. & if yooh think yur in luv. Then yooh should wait up. But if not...Then maybe it's not meant to be. I hope the best for yooh. Luv yooh BuNcHeS like Cap'n crUnChEs.*:.
xoOx. Mwah.
AsHLeY

Q: Okay me and me sis have started a band yet we dont own any instrument or know how to play. But i can feel it in my soul that im am destined to be great.i need to work up 170 dollars by next month or my guitar that is the cheapest one i could find will be sold. any suggestions to make money. i will try to rate you .
stay away from oommpa loompas!
.:*Well depends how old yooh are. I have a part-time job on a golf course at a county club. Maybe yooh should baby-sit on the weekends. Or maybe get a afternoon job at a McDonalds. W/e yooh do I hope yooh suceed. Luv yooh BuNcHeS like Cap'n CrUnChEs.*:.
xoOx. Mwah.
AsHLeY

Q: yes, i am now asking for some help in return to all the questions i've answered on here..
what is the absolute best hair crimper you can buy? where do you get it? and about how much?
--i have medium length, THICK hair and the only hair crimpers i've used have made my hair either frizzy, or simply had no effect what-so-ever..
Thanx..xO`Lexi

Also..need advice, i'm here and am willing to do my best to help... Sweetie2oo4
.:*What I do when I want krimped hair is I take a shower & wash my hair & bLaH bLaH bLaH...Anywhoo...After I get dressed & crap I take my wet hair a rub gel all down it & spray hair spray over top of that. Then I krimp it w/ my hand. It doesn't make it frizzy at all. & it looks reallii cute. If yooh IM me I can send yooh a pic. of me like that & maybe explain it a lil better. Luv yooh BuNcHeS like Cap'n CrUnChEs. & good luck.*:.
xoOx. Mwah.
AsHLeY

Q: would u fuck someone the first day u met em
.:*Umm...No...That wouldn't be a very smart thing to do. But yah...Luv yooh BuNcHeS like Cap'n CrUnChEs*:.
xoOx. Mwah.
AsHLeY

Q: Hey hey!!
This isnt an "advice" question, but...i noticed you are from kentucky and i was just wonderin...do u have a southern accent?? omg they are So cute haha im from mn and have a stupid gay loser midwest accent...haha thanks!!!
.:*LoL. Yah I do have a southern accent. Actually I got made funn of. I moved to Florida for a year & people at school made funn of me & said I talked like a hill-billy. Soo I'm most positive I have one. LoL. I luv yooh BuNcHeS like Cap'n CrUnChEs*:.
xoOx. Mwah.
AsHLeY

Q: hey r u a virgin?
.:*Umm...Well I know that's a kinda personal quest. But I am one in a way. But then I'm kinda not in a way. I know it sounds like I dunna what I'm talking about. But beleive me. I DO! Well...Luv yooh BuNcHeS like Cap'n CrUnChEs*:.
xoOx. Mwah.
AsHLeY

Q: hello :) i saw in alicias advice column you werent getting any questions so i decided to post in here for you although i really dont have a question :) heh .. sorry. well the person below this question vvv is stupid cause they cant tell you to your face, sorry about dumb losers like that ;] later - mal
.:*Thanx for just droppin by. I don't mind that ya don't have a quest. ((hehe)) & I know who ever that was is a gayfer. But I mean it don't hurt me any. Nice tt yooh. Ask me a quest. anytime. Luv yooh BuNcHeS like Cap'n CrUnChEs*:.
xoOx. Mwah.
AsHLeY

Q: your advice column sucks, and that i love you bunches like captain crunches thing.. is so stupid, dont say that again.. idiot
.:*Okay then...Excuse me...I dont reallii apreciate yooh sayin that I'm an idiot. Yooh dont even know me. & the onlii reason it sux is cause i havvn't posted it yet in my AIM profile. Soo yooh can stop runnin yur smack. I luv yooh BuNcHeS like Cap'n CrUnChEs*:.
((haha...bitch))
AsHLeY

Q: what does it mean to put out?
.:*Umm...I reallii don't understand what yooh mean by that. Umm...maybe yooh should re-phrase the quest. & ask it again. Thanx & I luv yooh BuNcHeS like Cap'n CrUnChEs.*:.
xoOx. Mwah.
AsHLeY

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