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Q: So today was my first day of sophmore year and I woke up with a gigantic white head. Yesterday I kinda squeezed it, so hopefully I thought there would be no ugly white center. Sadly today there it was. Larger, reder and more noticeable ever. And I saw the boy i liked and waved, but I feel like people are only staring at my nose! How can I possibly get the redness to go down so its not noticable.
rubbing alchaol.
and i didnt notice today.
way to be paranoid :)

Q: okay, so ever since I was little i loved doritoes and cheetos. Now, the thing is that evertime I eat Doritoes or cheetos something strange happens to my tounge. My tounge gets 'erosions' or something in them and sometimes a white circle around the erosion. Can anyone tell me what this is, or how to prevent it or cure it?

F/14
you're reacting to the cheese you dumbass :)
i love you ericaa.

Q: is masturbating a sin? just a question---cuz i think its completely gross!!
it's not a sin. it's against the church i beleive, but it's not against god. basically its your decision. if you think it's gross then dont do it. but if you do you wont be like..condemed to hell..lol.

Q: im starting cooking. what are some nice, basic dishes that will help me?
oh do i love cooking. chicken cutletts are extreamly easy to make. i used to make them on my own when i was 12. what i like about them though is you can season the breadcrumbs to taste. if you like them spicier, you can use red pepper or whatever else you like. once you do that you could get on to making pork chops, veal cutlets, and so on and so forth. just dip the meat in the plate with eggs, then put the egg covered meat into a plate with breadcrumbs, then into the frying pan! then if you wanna make them different [the cutletts], add tomato sauce and mozzerella cheese to make chicken or veal parmigan! cookings amazing though, good luck :]


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Q: I recently got a photo contract with playboy magazine. they wanted me to be nude... with nothing on... and nothing covering me. i acceptedd... because i need the money. i told them i was 20. but i have a secret. i am only 13 =). i have DD boobs... and quite a large downstairs. do you think i will get in trouble with like the law if they find out im 13. helpp=[

the photoshoot is in 4 days. on monday
okay. i understand you need money and all..but with a pornographic magazine? look. they're not just going to photograph you. they need valid proof of birth and such. if they photograph you, thats child porn. playboy could be in HUGE trouble, & so could you. this question is so surreal i cant tell if it's real or not. you NEED to call and cancel. like now. i'm not joking. i hope you can get out of this before they catch you. good luck, love.


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Q: Why do blacklights look purple?
because if they looked black there would be no light. purple is the closest color to black. read yo color wheel son!


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Q: I have big boobs and a small waist. So I have a problem with buying shirts. They either don't fit over my boob and the shirt ends up looking short. Or they do fit over my boobs but its all saggy and too big around my waist.

Does anyone know any stores or styles that could help me out here?
finally someone with my same problem! haha, but i actually gained a little weight and found out i liked it better..but you dont have to. longer shirts, thats the key. usually they form to your body and such so they dont stretch out once they get over your chest. abercrombie has a lot of cute ones. so does AE. personally, i dont have that style. so if you dont either, H&M has cute things there that are pretty good quality. thats my favorite store. even Hot Topic has some cute shirts that cater to ALL body types. even if you arent goth or whatever, hot topic is still cute. it all depends on the fit of the shirt. but i'm sure you'll find things, dont worry. i did =]


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Q: So I'm trying out of my school's show choir. What are some simple songs I can practice and sing for the audition? And how do I even know I'm singing it right, like if I'm in key and such? Thanks!
this is a good question. i'm surprised no ones answered this. first you have to identify what "kind" of voice you have. high, low, or medium ish. is there a song you really enjoy singing? what are some of your favorite bands or singers? from a musical, i really enjoyed singing "On My Own," from Les Mis. AMAZING song to sing. it showcases a lot of talent and aspects of your voice. it takes some work, but thats showing the people you take pride in what you do & work for what you want. also songs from "Joeseph & The Technicolor Dreamcoat" are fun and good to sing. i was in that play, it was pretty fun. i dont know much about what you like outside of musical theatre, but also you could try picking something you normaly listen to. record yourself singing it with the tape/cd/whatever and see if you like it. of course its not going to sound exactly the same, but you'll see if your notes are right. hope i helped!


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Q: I'm a 15 year old girl...and i was just wondering how far you think i should go with a boy (please dont say "whatever i'm comfortable with")

and how far did you go when you were 15??

THANKS
theres really no answer to this. ages shouldnt define what you do, it really all depends on the maturity level. personally, for a 15 year old girl, [which i am.], i think its normal to make out, maybe a little bit of touching- but nothing too sexual. a lot of people around you are probably having sex and doing a lot which makes you wonder, "am i missing something?" i've felt this same way a lot of the times. most of my friends arent virgins. but i'm proud to say i am. sex should be saved for a serious relationship sometime in the future. hope i helped a little :]


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Q: Okay...Like i have been going out with my boyfriend for about 4 months & i just get the feeling of not liking him or liking him...it just he loves me soooo much its like hes attached to me he wont like get off & let me have some room you know but i told him that & he kind got mad at me & he never ever wants me to break up with him but i have a feeling that i have to sometime...i have been there for him alot i have helped him billion times & stuff. but if i lose him he will be lost in his world & i dont want him to be lost.But iam saying is i really love him & all but there is just somethings arent right like hes constantly want & want from me you know how can i stop that...?? i still want to have him as my boyfriend..i need some tips.. thanks

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-Lauren
ah i know what you meen. my friend was going through this, actually. the thing is, a relationship takes two people. it's hard & all i know because he "loves you so much," & you dont feel that same spark. if you dont like being in this relationship, or if you dont like him, you should probably get out of it. if he gets mad at you for telling him how you feel..then its not worth waiting. you shouldnt stay in it really. of course you could give it some time, theres no probablem with giving things time. just dont give it too long or you'll be sucked in again. as for the thing about stopping him from the "want & want" thing..the truth is you cant change someone. but you can talk to him about it. but like i said, if he doesnt listen than it isnt worth it. i understand you'd still want him as your boyfriend..but if you dont feel much for him, then i dont understand why you would. i hope i helped love.

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i'm sam.
i'm a sophmore at RCK.
i'm horrible at everything
except helping & listening.
someone give me a chance to show i am worth something. i promise i wont let you down.

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