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Q: Well me and my boyfriend have exsperimented "below" the belt. He never said anything before, but now hes complaining about me not shaving. I shaved once before, now i usually just trim. When i shved i hated it i couldnt stand it, it itched and hurt and it was annoying. What should i do?
Trim it into the shap of a dog. If he's a white American boy he will think, "..hmm. Man's best friend." Either he loves your now snazzy hair-do or maybe he's into beastiality...

Q: heres my problem. whenever i start to like a guy, i get really excited about it and tell ALL of my friends. then it usually turns out that the guy doesnt like me and ive been humiliated in fron of my friends. how can i keep my love life to myself?
You'r frends are you're problem. Yo need to make new ones. That's right! MAKE!! Try carving them out of pineapples. Pineapples dont like humilation. And they're pretty easy going cos they dont get mad when you bite them.

Q: I was just worried because I try and try to do my work but I still fail, and now I might fail the hole year, what should I do? Can anyone help me?
You try so you fail. If you dont try you can't really fail cos you didn't try at all. That was your mistake. See what you've learned? Scholastic knowledge. And where did that get you? FAILING. Next time dont even try and you wont be dissapointed, Failure.

Q: Any good ideas for a hairstyle with long bangs- yes I've clipped them back and pulled them back- I just need some more ideas =] They come up to about.. my chin! ♥
get a chelsea

Q: Hey guys, I was just wondering if there was anyone that had AOL on here that could help me with something. I want to delete my homepage if I can, but I'm not sure how. The one I have now is the first one I have ever made, and I really don't want it on my profile anymore! If anyone can,please help me! I would really appreciate it. Thank you so much! :-)
GET A LIFE!!!! AOL r t3h suxxx

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