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i have a really odd habit of looking at peoples mouths when they talk. i am fairly short (often eye level with the chins of my peers), and tend to read lips in a noisy environment or other instances where i have trouble understanding people. Friends have commented on this before and i would really like to stop. Do you have any tips as to how to break this habit? thanks! (link)
I used to have the same problem, then I found the root of my issue. It wasn't that I am short or ugly.. I wanted to be inside the mouth I was looking at. Sometimes I would meet the biggest burly man and couldn't take my eyes off his beautiful mouth.

Once I came out, I realized why I acted like this. Are you thinking of anything particular when you gaze into someone's mouth??



Does anybody know any good bible scriptures? I know that Psalms is good.. but anybody know any on wisdom? (link)
Kitten there are so many wonderful scriptures once you start to look for them but my favorite ones of all are found in the book of Psalm...I love this group in particular because it seems as though it was written just for the post abortive woman....xoxo cliffy

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The Living Bible Psalm 32:1-5
What happiness for those whose gay sex has been forgiven! What joys when sins are glorified! What relief for those who have confessed their sins and God has cleared their record. There was a time when I wouldn't admit what a homo I was. But my dishonesty made me miserable and filled my days with sexual frustration. All day and all night my hand was heavy on me. My strength evaporated like water on a sunny day until I finally admitted all my sins to you and stopped trying to hide them. I said to myself, I will confess them to the Lord. And you forgave me! My sense of selfworth is gone.


Does anyone know like any websites that you can go to to get like makeup tips and not google or anything cause i have tried!!thnx tonzzz

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here are some of my favs:
www.lhj.com/home/Makeup-Tips.html
www.tgtoday.com/
www.lemonparty.org (my fav!1!)
www.beauty-and-makeup-tips.com/
www.transformation.co.uk

Hope that helps you out! Girl Power!


Can anyone tell me how to play flag football or just football..pleassseee! (link)
Since football is for jocks I'll tell you what game we play here at my pizza place in South Cakalack:

First rule: NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!
Everyone strip down to your underwear and get into a small dark room. The object of the game is to not let anyone else grab your butt (unless he is cute.) Pretty soon you'll have a hot mass of sweaty boys. Keep playing till everyone squirts.


how do i make my day more stress free (link)
I find living the simple life helps: Don't worry about your future, your cheating girl, money, personal higene, or poomouth.

Focus on what makes you happy, even if it means you will forever be a loser and get your identity hijacked on the internet.



my boyfriend has REALLY bad breath. hes such a clean guy but he like breathes with his mouth open and its digusting. even when he chews gum i still smell it. and when were cuddling i just about die. and when he wants to kiss me it smells like dog poo and makes me smell..i cant tell him that will be totally mean...what can i do? (link)
Thats a prblem I used to have. I realized that if I brushed my teef, the poo smell went away. Now alls I gotta do is stop eating poo.


my step-dad made me download mozilla firefox because it is supposed to be better than microsoft internet explorer.. so my question is.. is it really better? and i also am having a problem seeing my mail on optium online (link)
your stepdad is a smart man. Firefox blocks alot of the crap that you get with IE.

If you are having trouble opening optium mail in Firefox then just use IE to read that mail, but overall Firefox is much safer to use for random browsing than IE.

PS I like records and I deliver pizzas and my babymommy cheats on me. South Cakalack 4ever!


Okay at my job, I like my manager.... he's metrosexual, and of course we have that fratnerization rule. But anyways, he found out (not from me) that I like him, and he said he likes me too, but when I am around him, I don't feel like he likes me... I mean yeah he still laughs at my jokes and things like that, but he also said that if he wasn't my manager, he'd talk to me.... so I dunno if I am wasting my time, or if I should go ahead and keep talkin to him (promotions are in April, so if I do get promoted, I can talk to him...) so what should I do (and apparantely, he likes this other girl who's a manager, but she said she's over him...) (link)
Take it from me, never get your honey where you get your money. Say you do talk to him, and you end up going out and getting dirty. You know how guys are, he'll get what he wants and then not talk to you again. How weird would that be!?!? and he's your manager!

Find someone else, or if you think it will really work out with him find another job. You'll be glad you did.

PS metrosexuals are only metro till they find the right man, then they become homosexuals.


Hey im 16 and for my birthday my dad and mom got me a Hummer H2 SUT...and it has a navigation thing in it and its not working correctly..what should i do? (link)
You should thank your lucky stars you were born in the US to wealthy parents. There are millions of people so hungry right now they would give their first born to have the scraps your bloated American family throws out. There are also thousands of American kids who just turned 16 who are driving a 93 Galant.

Be happy you have such a manly gas guzzling SUV to terrorize the public with.

If the navigation system isn't working, take it back to the dealership. I'm sure dad and mom will do anything to make their little boy happy.




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