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Member Since: June 25, 2004
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Last Update: July 9, 2004
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hi im 15 years old and a guy...and i dig this chick alot, we went out before for like 8 months and then we took a "break" and a few days later shes going out with my buddy and to make a long story short, me and her were hangin out at my house and her b/f dumped her and she acted like we were goin out or somethin and then the next day her and her ex are doin the same thing...what the hell do i do? (link)
you gotta let her go man i feel you im 16 and a guy n the same shit happened to me but i wasnt just feelin her i loved her and still do but i got hurt really bad and u gotta let it go before it starts man 4 real


im the girl with the question bout the breasts. wuts ur email? (link)
iamskate7@yahoo.com


13/f- heyy!! does have a tattoo on their left shoulder??? if s0o does it hurt when you got it done, cause im gettin one sometime this year.. and im really scared that its gonna hurt really badd :'(!!!!

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no it doesnt hurt really bad it hurts in certain spots but not really bad and then as soon as hes done you put hot water on it and it doesnt hurt at all after that hope ive helped


I have really big breasts and a really big behind and guys at school and even guys that are old enough to be my grandfather keep checking me out and saying stuff to me, that its kinda annoying. when a guy at school says it, i dont mind, cuz guys at my school are fine, but when a man says it, i feel like slapping him! does anybody know any good "comebacks" that i can say to those guys? (link)
you can say actually you should definitely say and who the fuck r u....R.kelly lol thatd be fuckin awesome but dependin on how old you r id like to meet you


ok.. my friend lets call her laura and laura's parents abuse her like hit her and leave marks and she hates her life and she chooses to cut herself and she cuts sorta deep and im afraid one of these days shes gonna cut to deep and kill herself.. and she doesnt want anyone to know cuz her parents wont do any good and my parents i dont rilly want them to know either cuz theyll get ideas about me cuz they dont trust me very well and i just rilly dont know wut to do anymore and ive tried to stop her but she wont and i dont wanna tell anyone either but i just dont want her to hurt herself anymore cuz im scared shes gonna cut to deep one of these times.. is there like anything that could like substitute cutting? cuz she would just keep cutting if she went to counseling or something like that so is there anything that could substitute cutting?? i rilly need advice FAST!! thanx s0o0o much! (link)
you cant only get her to stop cutting, you have to get the reason shes cutting out of the way so the next time her parents hit her and leave a mark you need to call the cops if you really care about her thats the best thing you can do because that will stop her parents from hitting her and she wont hate her life as much in which case she will stop cutting. i hope ive helped


hey whats up? i currently, been masterbating, thinking about my best friend whose a guy. i really want him bad, but how do i tell him (link)
just tell him how you feel n shit and if your a girl then definitely tell him youve been thinkin about him when masturbating thatll definitely turn him on


well after seeing my ex yesterday.....today when we were talking he keeps on talkin about other girls and everything and that they are cutter and prettier than me and it really hurts....he keeps on telling me how all the other girls are all over me and it really hurts b/c before i went to see him yesterday, he thought i waz da finnest gurl and sweetest and everything and now everything itz so weird...im so sad...wut do ya think????? am i not good enough for him :(?? he is not that fine but he is okay.... (link)
dont worry about it most of it probably isnt true hes just tryin to seem like hes over you even though he probably isnt and thats why hes doing it and if it is true hes probably only tellin you to make you jealous so next time you talk to him just tell him how you feel and ask him not to talk about that


TJ, i really like my guy friend who is gay.. and he says he likes me too, and that i turned him bi, but i dont know b/c he is talkin bout all these other girls.and how he thinks they r hott, and how he would wanna do stuff with them. what should i do? OH and when can we fuck? (link)
aight about the gay guy thing you must be extremely good to turn him bi but why would you wanna do ne thing with him if he was gay eww but neways we can fuck whenever you want


would having sex with your clone be consider gay or a new form of masterbation??? (link)
what the fuck man i dunno ive never thought about any shit like that but now that you bring it up that wouldnt be gay or masturbation itd be like incesced or sumthin


This is for my friend, lol. I can't give him advice.

See, he recently started hanging out with this girl who isn't a virgin. She lost her virginity at 14!!! -_- And, like, not only did it once with this guy, but about 8 times. So, basically my friend wants to know whether she had feelings for this guy...I mean, to uh, do it more than once with him...

And everyone in school teases my friend for hanging out with this girl, because I don't know, actually lol.

So my friend is wondering basically if this girl is right to be hanging out with. And yesterday he declined going to the movies with her, and kinda made up an excuse, because he didn't know how he felt about her. (he just couldn't go)

Thanks tons. xoxo mariah (link)
aight if your friend has feelings for this girl it shouldnt matter what other people think i mean shes not really a slut if she only was with one guy it doesnt matter how many times i know this because i was in a similiar situation and still am but it doesnt matter what ppl think and me n this grl are in love with each other so i think he should persue things with her if he likes her


hey! does anyone know what:
a) idk
b) imao
means???
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a)i dont know=idk
b)laughin my ass off=lmao


hey my boy friend cheated on me and now he wont leave me alone!!hes begging 4 me to go back out with him but....he cheated on me n boy do i hate cheaters!! idk if i love him or like him or any thing!!!plez help!!!
signed~
~~confused!!!! (link)
ok im in the same situation that he is right now and i think you need to decide if you have any feelings for him and if you do then you should try to work things out and if he truly has feelings for you it was a mistake and he wont do it again. i hope ive helped




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