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Hey, Im just here to tell you what I really think, and if I dont know, then I might make it up.. but hey thats just me. If it doesnt sound serious, then obviously dont take it seriously!! Im Danielle by the way!! So why dont you... ask me anything?
Gender: Female
Location: San Diego, California
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Age: 17
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Member Since: August 4, 2005
Answers: 22
Last Update: November 9, 2009
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One time I showed a friend a picture of me and she said "You look like a fruit in that one". What does that mean? (link)
You probably just ate some disgusting rotten type of food and had dirt and seeds plastered to your face. I'm just saying!


Ok so i just dumped my boyfriend and I don't know what to do now! I had my reasons but now i am not sure my reasons were good enough and i feel kinda stupid for dumping him.

what should I do? (link)
You are not stupid for dumping him, you just finally did what you were afraid to do before and now you are feeling unsure! Stick to your decisions! If you had reasons to dump him, then that's what you were meant to do. Don't second guess yourself, it's definitely time to move on!


hi peeps!

every time i am in class with this one girl I like i get a terrible boner!! I really like her and I am afraid she will see it and hate me or I will creep her out you know? i really do like her like not as in sexually but want to know her like a girlfriend. the boner thing is just that she is really really REALLY pretty. i feel stupid but how can i MAKE myself NOT have a boner?

thank you! (link)
He is right! Just think about disgusting things that gross you out and try not to look in her direction. She won't hate you, but it will be a little awkward! Don't feel bad because its natural and it happens all the time!


why is it that asian moms only let their children out until 10? (link)
Because even though those Asian parents are completely niseis being born in America, they seem to think that by somehow keeping their kids inside before the street lights even go out, they will somehow press upon the ancient art of kung fu parenting.


shit if i know.


My mom gave me her old messenger bag and it's in pretty good condition. It's purple. But when we put it in the wash, we forgot that a pen was in there. It leaked on the black part on the inside, so it looks like a copper splotch. Is there any way that I could make this look like it belongs or hide it? We threw away the busted pen. (link)
Put stickers and patches galore on it...

or tear that part out.


my mom is always saying im ugly. last sunday for church, i let my hair dry into natural curl/waves and she said it was ugly and i should brush it (badddd idea) and wear some makeup because my face looked "bad". i didnt wear earrings & she always says i look bad when i dont wear them. when i do wear makeup for other occasions she says i look like a prostitute. i dont know what to do anymore! i cant always be best dressed and miss cheerful like she was when she was my age. shes always telling me how thin she was and how everyone liked her figure just to rub it in my face that i have no womanly shape. my dad says i look ok because he sees what it does to my self esteem. everytime i get the slightest blemish, shes the first to point it out. i hate it! someone please help me! any advice will help! ill rate 5s... (link)
Dude, your mom is just degrading.. ignore her and turn to your friends...

the chances are, that shes old and wishing that she was still young and healthy like you... so she tries to insult you and bring you down by just saying mean stuff... it sounds immature coming from a mom.. but hey, its true!!

ignore her... and turn to your friends!! like i said before


I met these boys at summer camp and they are really nice I want to give them candy because they love candy.What should I put the candy in? anyone have any cute ideas? I also want to be able write their names on it and from me. (link)
stick both of the candies in your mouth.. go up to them and tap them on the shoulder...

then say...

"want some candy?"

they'll get the message... and if they dont want your candy, then they dont want... YOU.


I want a new look for my room on a LOOWWWW budget. I'm 14/f and My walls are white. My carpet is like pink dots and blue dots and white dots... and I have a pegboard border around my room. I just want a new look! (link)
Take a bunch of food and crayons and markers and go crazy on the walls...

because honestly... white walls are boring...

on a more serious note, go to a cool place like ikea... or seriously get a bunch of friends to come over and sign your wall.. your parents might freak., but if they do.. you can always paint over it!!

who listens to their parents, anyway?


Twice in the last hour or so I've gotten two hang up phone calls. I am currently in my basement, and it's close to 2 A.M. The caller ID is upstairs, but I don't want to go upstairs because the hang ups have made me nervous. What should I do? (link)
dont be afraid to go upstairs.. the worst thing that could happen is that the mysterious caller is up there waiting for you, to eat you like a big shark...

im just kidding!! its probably some stupid friend prank calling you... why are you so scared to go upstairs? why would they be calling you at your house if they are there waiting to pounce on you? come on now!!


I know not to trust anyone on the internet. But what are ways to find out he is a normal, nice guy? I'm not giving out any information, i'm not that stupid. But how can I get proof from him? (link)
Never ever meet him for one.. and dont waste your time with him.. people on the internet are so weird these days. eat some cheese instead.


Ok well I just moved to a new town and well that means i'm gonna be a new girl. I mean i'm not ugly.I'm 5'2", have blonde kinda short hair, gray eyes, i'm pretty skinny but i've got a butt and a pretty big bust and I'm gonna be a freshman. But my question is would u still ask me on a date even thou i'm a new girl and a fish?(if you were a single guy at my new highschool)

hope you can help me.
I'll rate 5's to any one who answers!!!!!!!
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yeah.. guys love fishy girls


ok so i finally got the courage to tell a guy friend of mine that i really him, and it took me forever! He told me that it was good news to hear, and then he's been gone at camp to help little kids and everything... it was all pretty new to us to tell eachother how we felt. And he and my friend just broke up (she cheated on him) and so they're not even friends anymore.. i was jw how to keep him intrested when he comes back? I want him to know i'm still kinda crazy about him.. but i don't know where to start.. and i don't wanna come off psycho! please help! thanks!

----> the girl next door (link)
First of all, you need to figure out if he actually feels the same about you because if he doesnt, then this is all going to waste!!

Tell him that you like him a lot and that you missed him while he was away. And maybe throw in something nice there, like make him some brownies... no one can resist food now, come on!!


hey there advice person,
my gf and i have been dating for like awhile now and i'm getting deep feelings for her and i dunno if those 3 words should come up, if you know what i mean. Sometimes i feel like she is going to leave me for another hot asshole guy. How do i know if she has the same feelings as i do?????
-worried and in love-
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Hey Mr. Worried man,

well let me tell you something, when you are young, love is just a game and its hard to come by... trust me, a lot of us dont even know what love is... we are just pawned into thinking we're experiencing because we choose to say i love you to our boyfriends and girlfriends, even though we dont fully understand its meaning. Sure, we can honestly say we love our parents and friends and brothers and sisters, but that is a completely different kind of love, one that everyone knows exists!!

My advice? you dont know if you love her, so dont say it, because chances are, she'll say it back and not know what shes saying either. If you think that she isnt trustworthy enough, and that she'd leave you for some hot asshole guy, then why do you stick around for her? And why are you getting deep feelings for some silly girl who would leave you at the drop of a hat, or even before the hat drops?

If you wanna know if she has the same feelings, ask her!


Hey there advice person, my mom has thing about grades. She goes psycho on me if i get a C which is still a passing grade in my opinion, Anyways she doesnt let me out too much during the school year and i'm a party animal, How do i convinve her to let me go out more while keeping my good grades???
-party hardy- (link)
Hey Party hardy...

I can kind of understand where you're coming from, because I used to be a party animal... but the grade thing is always a big problem with parents!!

A C is a passing grade, but what your parents really want to see is that you are making an effort... for example, I was failing my precalculus class year, but I constantly went to tutoring and tried making up tests, and my teacher let my parents know of this.
so show them that youre making an effort, and maybe ask your teacher to send them a note home or somehow let them know also... it will make your parents a lot more lenient the next time that you want to go the that happening party.


ok like near the end of my period lik at night i wont bleed but then after i start doing stuff in the morning a bleed regular. is that normal? (link)
yeah.

or maybe you jsut drank all your period blood in your sleep.

yum yum


http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/imissyoudaddy_movie.php


Watch that,

It makes me cry hastaicalyy (sp), and i think its because my dad is never home and he doesnt appericate me, he pays attention to my sister. Today i asked him if i can have money to go to the carnival, he said ok, and he did but he left me for the yankee game, abd he only game me 20 *thats how much it is to get in* and i didnt get fed *i am a really bad cook last time i did i almost set the house on fire* so people have to cook for me, but he was out on his motorcycle and got himself food, and not me.

can you tell me why i always cry hastarically?

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/imissyoudaddy_movie.php

^ link again


the sad one.... :*C

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you always cry hastarically because you dont even know what the word means, or even how to spell it...

and im sorry that you got money to go to the carnival.. i mean, that really sucks.

what also really sucks is that you failed to communicate to your dad that you wanted some money for food, or at least asked him to get you some food while he was out on his motorcycle...


p.s. if you wanna spend time with your dad, try going with him to do stuff he wants to do.. like the yankee game, instead of opting to go to a carnival by yourself


Okay.If a guys fingers are too big to finger you,what happens?Does it go through anyways or not?What happens?Help me out please,I would appreciate it highly.Thanks in advance. (link)
it just hurts like a bitch. tell him to stop it, or just bear with the pain...

the finger will still go in, it will just hurt because it barely fits... so yeah, it might not "feel hella good" at all


Does anyone know where I can get a Kodak digital camera with a low price? (link)
absolutely!! go to walmart and get the simply kodak easyshare.. its a pretty decent camera.. and its only like 100 bucks... or get an even cheaper one, but i think thats about as cheap as kodak goes!!


hi well my mom works with this woman named Faith.And she has 2 sons and there in a band.And they heared I sing.And they need a lead singer.And I would like to now different warm up exrssies to get ready for my try out got any ideas? (link)
Well, first of all, you need to start singing the typical do re mi fa so la ti do... that really helps, do that about 100 times, then start singing some really widely ranged christina aguilera songs... bam, then you are ready.

Is Faith a country singer or something?


See, i've been dating my boyfriend for 6 months now, and we've come to a little bump in the road.. now i dont mean that we are sexually frustrated in any way, because actually, we have really great sex... like last night... ooh, he made me... okay, thats none of your business... but...

he has this thing he always likes to do, that kind of bugs me.. see, he likes to pick my nose... and then eat it!! gross!! its so disgusting, but im afraid to tell him because it might break his heart!!

sincerely,
my boogers, my body!! (link)
Personally, I think thats a little bit weird too. i mean its funny if he does it once in awhile as a joke, but it sounds like this guy is more hooked on your boogers than you!!

Bottom line is... if he cant keep his little booger picking fingers to himself, youve got to end it. Or at least cut off the sex...

it sounds hard, but youve got to do it.. Otherwise, you wont have any boogers left over for you, and we wouldnt want that now, would we?




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