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I need a cute bikini this summer. Does anyone know websiters or certain brands that have nice bikinis for a low price? (around 40 dollars) I really like the bathing suits that are hooked in the middle of your chest by a heart. No floral designs though. Thanks a bunch! I'll rate 5's!

Try ebay or check out the mall.
hope i helped ~*joelle*~

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Hmm, okey..
I was just wondering which one of these is best:
WinMx
Bearshare
Kazzaa
Imesh
e.t.c
I've heard some of them give you viruses?
So which one is cheap and doesnt give your computer any viruses?
I appreciate any answers =D
Sorry about the spelling mistakes, just that im in a hurry :P
Have a nice day ;)

whatever you do dont get kazzaa i heard it was illeagle my brother has winmx and i dont think it cost a thing so if i was you i would go with winmx.Hope i helped!i!
~*joelle*~

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How do you get music to play on your advice column?





click on the thing that says honey and it will take you to the sight. then highlight the thing below the song you want then right click and select cut then go to customize your advice colium then paste it in the box and click done.

~*joelle*~

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ok my cuzin wants me to stand up in her 15th birthday they have another name for it but i can't spell it and i'm not gonna waste my time trying to spell it anyways i got 3 months i want to lose some weight! please give me tips on wat to eat and excersing i rate high and do u know how much weight i could possibly lose in 3 months ?

try eating salid and go on a low carb diet watchout for to much sugar.you can buy some of those diet bars and drinks at a grocery store excercise every day run around the block a couple times a day.in three months you could possibly lose about 4 to over 60 pounds.Hope i helped!
~*JOELLE*~

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One of my teachers is always making fun of the students. I know it is just in good fun but 2 girls started crying over this. Should i tell someone or just let him go on making fun of everyone?
Please i need help!

i think you should talk to your parents and have them call your principal and tell him about it. Hope i helped!
~*JOELLE*~

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There is a show on TV, called America's Most Talented Kids~ and you are allowed to enter..and I want to enter...I'm a dancer, and I'm old enough. But it's in California, and if I ended up winning the audition, I (or my parents) wouldn't have enough money for me to go...And I really really want this..What should I do?!
signed,
Help!

you can mow lawns and rake or you can have a car wash. you can make bets but be sure you know the right answer. Hope i helped!
~*JOELLE*~

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I want to have kind of a spa - afternoon at my house, maybe with 1 friend over. But I was wondering - what should we do?? I have a hot tub ..anyone have any other ideas that we could do to be pampered? Please help!! =) Thank you ..ill rate high and give feedback!

you can go buy some of those waterproof masagers and hire your little brother or sister to bring you guys some food and drinks also you can go to walmart or some where like that and get spa face masks you can buy a neck pillow that you can freeze or put in the microwave.Hope i helped!
~*JOELLE*~

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hey guyz i really need help! ok april fools is coming up and me and my best friend want to do something to our boyfriends but we dont know what to do! please help us....april fools is tommorow!thanks

well you can pretend to break up with them and you and your best friend can tell them that yall are gay and take your hand (without them seeing put it on your mouth and pretend to kiss her..let me no what you guys decided to do) hope i helped
~*JOELLE*~

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any good april fools tricks??
hehe..
i rate 5's
thanks in advance

you can go to spencers or walmart and buy fake poo or you can buy brown playdough and leave it on someones pillow or mailbox.if you put it in their mailbox watch from a far safe distance!Hope i helped!
~*JOELLE*~

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anyone know the usual cost for professional highlights??

it ususally depends on the length of your hair and the thickness..well it did on my cousins...hers costed about 100ish..but it varies in your area..hope i helped!
~*JOELLE*~

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Ok i am haven the hardest time with cutting after i do a practice swing!! (that means hitting my self on my shoulder with my bat)
What can i do so i stop hitting myself?
Kris

swing lower and dont do a complete swing...hope i helped
~*JOELLE*~

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is the best way to get a lil tipsy without throwing up..to drink small parts a time ..and not all at once? also is eating before you drink helpful in not thorwing up..thanks

i think you should eat before you drink...my cousin used to drink a lot and she always did and she hardly ever puked...
~*JOELLE*~

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ok, this is a really good question i know a lot of people struggle with. expecially at our shitty school.... anyways, i dont really understand why people call other people posers, or why they say things like "you dont listen to that band!" or "you dont skateboard!!" i mean, how do they know!!? why are they judgeing me and other people form our school!?!?!!? it makes no sense!!! i mean, the only way they would know you dont like something is if they were a crazy ass stalker person!!! PLEASE HELP!!!

i think people just do that to make themselves feel like they have the most power..like criticizing people make them feel better..in reality it is only hurting themselves..if someone calls you that..say dont hate or just ignore them..
~*JOELLE*~

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Hey There!

I don't exactly pluck my eyebrows at all, but they aren't "bushy". Is there any tips to help me shape my eyebrows? Where do I pluck, and where do I not. I don't want my eyebrows to get too crazy, you know?

go to a beauty salon and ask them for the eyebrow shapers like wax, stickypaper and ect...Hope i helped
~*JOELLE*~

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my friend wanted to know if getting braces affects kissing ???

im sure getting braces wouldnt affect your kissing.and all the people i know said it dosent so im 99.9% sure that it wouldnt.hope i helped!
~*JOELLE*~

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Does anyone think it is absolutley gross for a grade 7 to go out with a grade 8?

and why?

no its not grose if u really like them and they really like u. Hope i helped!
~*JOELLE*~

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I can never eat breakfast- one because I'm a bit lazy because I'm tired and two because I'm not a big fan of it, but I know it's unhealthy not to eat it and I know you can gain weight from not eating it because then you pig out at lunch and the rest of the day. Any suggestions [besides fruit] and please note that I'm on a tight scheduale and don't have alot of time to eat or prepare it [no cereal suggestions, please]

get some of those 'to-go' breakfast bars at your local supermarket..or cook something in the mornings that dont take long to cook..like eggs, toast, toaster strudels, frozen waffles, etc.! hope i helped!
~*JOELLE*~

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