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Q: yea.

so ive had this health teacher and i thought he was the coolest person ever. and then he said today:

"...males are only on earth to reproduce.."

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this statement. it...it makes me want to kill myself. im a 15 year old boy and i thought about that sentence DEEPLY for a LONG TIME, and i think i should kill myself. my life is a lie. they say eat healthy and stay in shape yet everyone dies anyway, and thanks to that statement i rly am questioning whehter or not i should go on in life.


idk. any statements?
thats not true some of the greastest people to acomplishe (sry for bad spelling) things were men and life like we know wouldnt be like we know it if it wasnt for them like george washington or joh lennon or einstien
plus, men are much better than just reproducers
cuz i love men and it wouldnt be the same without them
who would protect us and love us and go to the mall with us and compliment us
quite frankly menr like the only people whose complaiments actually matter

Q: I'm going to the dentist Wednesday to have them check out my very first cavity. Yeah, it sucks. I've had it for a few months, and I can see it. I can only feel like when I drink super-cold water and if i bite down on something on that side of my mouth and it, I guess, goes in it- ouch.

I'm wondering if getting it filled will hurt? I know they numb your gum & inject you with a numbing medicine, but I'm terrified of needles. But I can suck it up. I just want to know if a cavity like mine will be painful to be filled and whatnot? Thanks.
if it is too much for you to handle ask you parents if your medical insurance covers surgeys cuz i had a cavity and im terrifyed of denstists so i had surgery instead

Q: My boyfriend had been living at my house for almost a month. Everything was going great, he was getting along really well with my siblings and parents and everything. On Saturday my dad came home early from work and walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. My dad got really angry and said "YOU CAN LEAVE NOW!" to my boyfriend and saying things like "HE'S NOT LEAVING FAST ENOUGH!" to me. I can understand how walking in on us having sex would upset him a lot and I understand that it's his house and everything and that we were being disrespectful and all, but at this point he still won't let my boyfriend back in the house and things are still really awkward between all of us. This SUCKS. I really miss my boyfriend living with me and we don't know how to make it right with my dad. What should I do? HELP!
you should deal with not having your boyfriend living with you
sry but, he shouldnt even be livng with you
but, family before boyfriends so dont argue with you r da bout it

Q: My birthday is coming up. I just want to have a little sleepover. I was wondering any ideas of what we could do? I thought of a movie, and ice cream because I love ice cream!!
Any other ideas?
Thanks!
you should have a theme like old time movie
cuz itll match wat youre doing
or a hairspray party
you could down load songs and do fun stuff
hope i helped-fanfashion101

Q: ok so im a guy and i was jus wondering if many girls like to get their anus fingered or not? haha i know its weird but i cant help but be curious
thannnkksss
personaltiy no

Q: So 16/f/150lbs/5 feet tall. (my other question sorta thing can be found below).. the one about an obsession with chocolate.

Anyhoo. My parents bought me a gym pass & I want to lose ~30 lbs

I don't really have a huge problem with food, or atleast I don't think I do (toast + egg for breakfast, turkey sandwich for lunch, and rice w/ some sort of meat... and fruits for snacking & water).

For the gym, which I will go to 3-4 times a week; my goal is to exercise off 600-700 calories on cardio equipment (elliptical/arc trainer thing/threadmill). I'm not sure how many calories I'd actually lose with weights ontop of the amount lost on cardio.

So yeah: How long will it take to shed 30 lbs?
probably a good 4 months

Q: I don't belong to a group in high school, I'm a floater. I'm just nice to everyone. I don't have a best friend anymore and I don't have a group of kids that I hang out with on a regular basis. I've never gone on a trip with my friends, I don't go shopping with them, I don't talk to anyone on the phone.

I'm outgoing, nice, and I can make anyone laugh. I play volleyball, I used to be a cheerleader for my school, and I'm in several clubs. I try to strike up conversation but it never lasts long. Everyone seems to have their best friends already and they're not willing to take me in. If I want to do something, I have to make the plans, and most of the time everyone else already has plans. I hate it. My mom constantly reminds me that I'm always alone.

I just want to fit in.
What should I do?
well, in your classes if you set next someone strike up a conversation with them
you'll see them every day so you'll most likely become friends
when starting out a conversation try with a joke this will become an inside joke so you'll always have something you both share
like i have a friend who was in my chorus class and we were singing at an old folks home and a cat came on the stage so, my friend jake starting poking her saying theirs a cat and i started saying that two her like every day and now were really good friends :)
hope i helped-fanfashion101

Q: I am going to get a dog when I get back to my home land, canada. I already have a 3 year old shih tzu named scruffie. I am planning to get another dog in my homeland but the problem is, I CANT DECIDE WHICH TYPE! I am not sure which dog i should get, or if i shouldn't get a second dog. I am planning to get a second SMALL dog so plz help!!! My 3 year old dog is a male so I have a feeling to get a female dog so scruffie wont get bored, but I am not sure.
PS if you gonna suggest a dog i advise u tell about it, eg: pomerainian, barks alot, good with children , medium size, good in cold weather, ect.
I believe that a mutt is the best dog to get they usually have great quality and personalities
and as a bonus they are cheap
but, of you want an unfixed dog they are usaully fixed by the shelters
hope i helped-fanfashion101

Q: Okay there is this guy i know, he is a lot older than me. Well he always picks on me and stuff and plays around with me. And he has made a comment before that i would make a good wife to somone one day! But i kind of like him too but it would never work becuase of our age differnce!

Dose he like me or i am i just paranoid!
What should i do if he dose!
well how old is he cuz some times its not that big of a deal
like 1 to 4 years really isnt a big deal
any more is a little to old
your not paranoid either
tell me how it works out
hope i helped-fanfashion101
p.s. you spelled dose wrong its does
sry that bothers me

Q: I recently purchased a product to strip the dirt in the pores of my nose out. The product is similar to Biore but is an off-brand called Nu-Pore. It came in a pack of three nose strips and it says not to use more than once every three days. I'm curious if I'm suppose to use one every three days though because the first one I used didn't really do anything. Am I suppose to use all three of them (each being applied three days from each other)?
If that isn't the case and it's just not a good product, should I dish out the money for Biore nose strips or are they not worth it either?
biore nose strips are definetly worth they extra cash
and not only does biore sell nose strips they sell face strips that can go anywhere on your face
also you are only supposed to use one of each kind a day
so its the brand
hope i helped-fanfashion101

Q: where does everyone get those tanks? i dont see them in stores anywhere!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/thatrockergirl/NEWES%20T%20PIX/me030.jpg
hollister or american eagle
sometimes abercombie and fitch
they are like 13 or 14 bucks

Q: How do you know if a guy is a player? You see my crush told me like 4 weeks ago that he had a girlfriend (came up in a casual conversation) and now he like looks me in the eye and he was touching his leg with mine today and he kept moving his torso toward me, and calling me blonde teasingly...but i asked what someone thought on this sight, and they said he sounds like a player, but i disagree, then i started thinking more and more (like i did throughout the day saying "what could he want with me? he is a senior and i am a freshman!) how could i tell??

PS REMEMBER!!! this is four weeks later!

and can you awnser my original question also, how do you know if a guy is a player?
thank you...
he does sound like a player to me
but i dont really know him so
how many people has he dated

Q: Can someone teach me about punk music? There are always arguments on how bands are posers.. how do you tell if they are the real thing? (talking about old '60s, '70's music). Are the Ramones, Sex Pistols, the Clash for real? (etc)
okay
first off
no band is a fake band
i every musican has a style all their own
and the clash is a great original punk band
if any punk person is a fake its avril lavene

Q: I've dyed AND bleached my hair so much in the past that I gave it a break for almost a year. So my hair grew out from bleached streaks and a bob. I probably dyed it twice during the growing out stage because the bleached parts resurfaced over and over. So I'm asking for some help to get beautiful hair. My hair is to my boobs now and it's curly. I got a perm for christmas to get a loose curl. My hair naturally is curly/wavy but it forms knots, you know? >_< My hair was fine but now it's just going back to knots. Sometimes I try straightening it but it just comes out as bad Hermione hair. I mean it looks fried even though I use some hair product in it and it's completely dry. Right now, my hair is a light brown towards my roots and it gets darker as it goes down. I really want to dye it all a chocolate brown but get it professionally done.. Would that be a good idea use a little of bleach?

I really need help lol. What are some good products to use for knotty, damaged, dry hair?

Frizz serums? Heat activated sprays? Deep conditioners? I really want to get the color fixed but should I wait it out? It looks like I tried going blonde :S Or should I just use a color stripper again?

I'm on a low budget so if there's anything I can put together at home, it would be great =P
this will sound nasty
but once my hair was bright blonde and i put ketchup and peanut butter mixed in my hair and left it for 3 hours and it went back to brown
it smells bad so wash it out but,dont keep stripping it its really bad for your hair and it'll make you stupid j/k but it is bad for your hair and skin
please tell me how it all works out-fanfashion101

Q: k so ive been talking to this guy online for quite sometime, and we're never really online anymore to talk so he gave me his number to text or call. he lives in a diferent state sorda far away. would it be stupid of me to text him. i know he isnt some old creep because ive saw other people he actually knows in person talk to him online.




dont be rude. just give me opinions and reasons why.
go ahead and call him
and his vioce should tell you if he's a old creep

Q: Is the saying "Slow poke" or "Slow coach"? cause my friends usually say slowpoke but my boyfriend says it's slow coach,..so which is it? Slow coach makes sense but slow poke sounds much cuter and betetr ^^
Slow Poke is cuter and more commonly used in America
Slow Coach is used in the U.K more often
I prefer slow coach myself

Q: i want to be on a TV show or commercial how can i do that?
First, you should addition for local commericals
like where im from we have lots of commericals for fmily owned business and ask popular stores if they are doing any
As for tv shows its probably best to go to their website to see if they need any actors
Shows like CSI or Law & Order always need new actors.

Q: i wanted to know what a book the categorizes people (like the bohemian manifesto or the one that Annie in nanny diaries was holding) is called.... and in what category would it fall? in the movie it is said that it is a "field guide" but i am pretty sure it is called something else... something with an A maybe?? i don't know.... I really really reallllly need to know.
im sorry but i dont thing their are any real books that do that
and if so ive never read one
google it

Q: Okay so when I stick my finger in my pussy I can't really stick my finger straight in I have something in there kind of like a tonsil in my vagina that I have to go around while I'm trying to finger myself

Its right infront of my vagina my finger goes in until my first nuckle crease until the bump is there then its real tight is that normal.
ah......yeah
its called a hymin
and it lossens up after having sex for the first time
and it sorta hurts when it breaks
dont u have a sex ed class to teach u that
hope i helped-fanfashon101

Q: I bought a Compaq Presario a little over a year ago. It was working great until a little while ago..Now, sometimes when I turn it on, it doesn't boot. The machine runs but the screen just stays black.

I've been told that it'd work if I took the battery out, but the problem persists sometimes even when I turn it on with the battery taken out.

My warranty expired already, as well as the over-the-phone tech support. So is anyone out there that can tell me what the problem is?
i feel bad for you
becuz this happened to me
the guys up at geek squad said it cant b fixed
so i hope you got a warranty
becuz and can and wont be fixed
sry to b so harsh
hope i helped-fanfashion101

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