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I'm 13 and I weigh 126 pounds. I would like to weigh 110, and I really need a way to know how I could lose just a few pounds. My friends know me as the big eater. I'm not fat, actually I look very thin, but my stomach is a little bigger than I'd like for it to be. Some1 please help!

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Hey, no ur not fat. I am a big eater 2! lol. Um i would suggest just eat ur fruits n veggies (lol, yea i know that sounds gay).lol. do some research on some diets that are healthy and exercise!!! good luck

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What do girls my age (14) like in us guys?

Well,(im 13) personally, I like a guy who is very funny but not one who is trying 2 hard. They have to be honest and trustworthy and of course have a good personality. I like romantic guys. This may sound weird but I like guys who are a lil odd...lol. I like guys who are experienced but not too experienced....but thats just me.

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how do u french kiss i mean i am 15 and i still havent done that and all my friends have so i feel weird...please help me!!!!!!!!!

Ok, it doesnt matter that ur 15 and havent french kissed someone, um, seriously it does kinda come natural

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Hey yall im 13 and i realy realy real realy like my bf and see this other girl said that she will give him head and his frend says that if i dont she definantly will and i was kinda thinking about doing it anyways but would that make me a major slut even no1 else new?
thanx confused...

No that wouldn't really make u a slut. But u shouldn't do it because u think thats how u should keep ur boyfriend or because that other girl said she would do it. But if you really care for him and feel like you are ready to do something like that then u should do it. hope i helped.

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does anyone who has msn instant messengar know how to change your NET. passport details? Like if your name was Jon Smith how could you change it so that it was Jonathon Smith?? can you do it?

Yea, I have Msn Messenger, you go to where it says ur name, there should be a little arrow pointing down next 2 it and u click that and then click Personal Settings, and then u can change ur name and other things 2 ;)

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hey i wanna know which screen name u like better! xOMeLiSsA26Ox or MeLiSsA 1613 ??? THANKS !!!

XoMelissa260x

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does anyone know anything that i can do around the house that will get me $?

You should ask ur parents about that one.

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Ok..I Like My BestFriends ex boyfriend. I'm afraid to tell her because i dont want her to get mad at me. But this guy is truly AMAZING..but i dont want to risk losing my friendship..but hes awesome!! I dont know what to do.. Please help me!!

Signed,
Split in Two

Ok, first you should ask ur friend how she would feel about the situation if u 2 were 2 go out or something and depending on what she says, it should help u make ur choice. If she says that she would be totally upset or mad or something then maybe u should just stay friends with this guy cuz u should never EVER risk a friendship over a guy cuz guys will come n go but friends are forever....hope i helped n good luck.

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can women fall pregnant by a man who is 20years older then them

Yes. The age of the 2 people doesnt matter.

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I have a problem with conflicts, well you could say that. And whenever I feel really bad I cut..... It's hard for me to stop, because it brings out anger, I don't really know what to do, and I need help.

I know exactly how u feel. I used 2 do that. But then I took everything in my room that reminded me of cutting or that i could cut with and put it somewhere else where I wouldn't have 2 look at it. And also, now when I get mad I just go in my room, and listen to some of my favorite songs on my stereo or I talk to one of my friends about my problems. Good Luck.

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what does the word Vain mean? I hear ppl say this and I have not clue

The word vain means that someone is like full of themselves and very conceited. hope i helped.

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ok. i have blonde, sort of curly/wavy hair and its a little below my shoulders and im starting to change my style a little bit into EMO, i have glasses and i wanted to get like wispy bangs like hilary duff. would i look completely stupid with bangs or would it look good?? PLEASE help me!!

I think that it would look good, but also it would probably look better if u straightened ur hair ;).

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You worry me,
You’re face so dark and cold.
You must be ready to kill me.
This night is dark,
No one will notice this.
No one will care.
You wanted me to die for years.
You revealed it tonight,
The night of hell.

My night of torment was not like before,
So sweet and full of cheer
Your good mood turned into anger,
And it engulfed me,
This will never be the same as it was before,
You thought I was a toy for you to play with,
But I’m not a voodoo doll,
But so it seems I have acted as one for you.
My whole life was a lie,
The life I spent with you,
The one that was most precious to me.

My life was wasted on you,
Your face is the worst sight in the world.
If only I could trust you anymore,
We could live in a fairy tale.
But, your last lie to me,
Won’t make anything the same,
You said you would hold my hand through thick and thin,
But you never said torture and cruelty,
I’m an idiot to trust you.

Blood drips upon this paper as I write my last goodbye
Can't you see that all we ever had was but a lie
I sit here and wonder just how hard you tried
To sing me to sleep that night with your one cold lullaby
But to your pleasure it’s enough
Because you just heard the sound of my voice choke.


Ok, I know this was terrible, but please give me some feedback.

That is a really deep yet good poem ;)

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I kind of like one of my guy friends... He's a year younger than me, but I feel like there's lots of chemistry between us. He even admitted that he likes me as more than a friend. It's so sweet. But a couple days ago, he was talking to my friend & asked her if I'd ever go out w/ him. She said "yeah right. she likes 2 other guys. not like she'd ever like you!!!" It was so rude. I asked my friend about it & she just LAUGHED. I feel bad about my friend's behavior. I want to apologize so badly.

I was thinking, for an apology, what if I kissed him? Do you think that's a little too dramatic, or is that a good idea?

I think that is a great idea, and after u do it u could like explain 2 him that what ur friend said isnt true and tell him how u really feel. good luck ;)

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My family expects me to be exactly like my cousin, "Sarah". Sarah's one of those preppy, popular girls, & I'm not even close to that. I have a few close friends & I'm more laid-back. Just because we look alike (we look like sisters), everyone expects us to act alike. I hate being compared to Sarah all the time & being expected to be like her. I don't want to be her shadow. How can I handle this?

You should confront ur family about it and tell them that u are just U and not Sarah. and that just cuz u look like her doesnt mean u 2 have the same personality. That's all the advice I can give u for ur situation. Hope I helped n good luck

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i was wondering, this lady wants me to babysit about a few hours after i get the braces on(tomorrow)
do u think i'd be up to it
sum of my friends that went to the same place im goin said that it only hurt after the numbness wore off, my sis said it didn't kick in for her until a few days later

do u think i would be up to watchin kids
they aren't hard to handle, one of them will do w/e i want, the other will either be in his backyard(fenced in) or watchin t.v, or on the comp

sumtimes they give me a bit of trouble, but nuttin i can't handle on a regular basis

if not my sis will get the job
i really WANT the money, but if i can't handle it then ill give it to my sis

i was just askin sum1's opinion on the subject

Hey, braces didn't hurt me til the day after I got them, but urs could be different. But they don't hurt that bad so I think u would be up 2 it. Hope I helped.

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i went out with this guy fro 8 months, we broke up durning the school year and i still like him. now my friend likes him. well shes so annoying and she brags about what they to me. Even though he doesnt like her at all and thinks shes annoying. I duno how to make it stop, shes really getting on my nerves and i already tried to talk to her about, it didnt work. HELP!

I think you should try talking 2 her again and if it doesnt work again then have him talk 2 her and tell her how he feels about her and stuff. And if shes that annoying than just stop hanging out with her. Hope I helped. good luck.

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well i posted a message stating my problem with these three guys. well i talk to one of them and told them that it wasnt going to work that was this boy named bryan. Now i am faced with the big decision of picking Joseph or Donald but i dont know wich one. See i have known Donald a lot oonger than Joseph but we have all ways been friends but we never had those conversations dealing with getting to know each other like fave color and food things like that. Well he has a friend named Joseph and i like joseph and donald keeps telling me the Joseph really wants to get with me. Me and Joseph have talked a feew kissed a few. But see i really like joseph i like a lot of things about him. But see he is a big flirt and so am i so evan though one of us would be in a relationsship we would still end up fliorting with some one els. But im not really worried about that i want to know how can i pick between them which one to choose and if i should tell the one that i didnt pick that i go with his friend pleaz help signed~ worried to pick

I think that you should pick Joseph because if you and Donald have been friends for a really long time then you shouldn't jepordise (sorry if i spelt it wrong) ur relationship. And it sounds like u really really really like Joseph and I think that if u 2 were 2gether u would both understand the boundaries of being in a relationship and everything would end up good. Good luck and I hope I helped.

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have any of ya guyz heard the remix to SlowMotion by Juvenille?!?! ((if so isn't sooooo kool))

thanx!!

yes!!! its awesome!!!

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one day i was sitting down and i was kinda tired and my friend looked at me and said that i was mad but i wasn't. then i said I'm not mad!!! then she's like U MY THINK YUR NOT!!!then she walked away and i was so mad...then she's like I'm sorry it's just that i know when ur mad, and i said that i was tired...she's like "oh, sorry". should i forgive her?

yes!!!

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