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I am in advanced everything including my grade. I am in tenth grade. I have my own school paper advice column. I will do my best to answer your questions. The picture is of myself. I used to have my girlfriend's picture on it, but it is too big.

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i have alot of arm hair!!!! i hate it and its dark dark brown there is just no way to hide it especially in the summer and when it isnt summer i dont ususally like to wear long sleeves well anyways my hair on my arms tends to be messy and if i lotion it it looks wayyyy to perfect does anyone know a way to keep it looking sharp without lotioning it??????

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hey gurlz,
how can i make time to change my tampon at school? i never have time in between classes, and i dont like to leave the class w/ my purse b/c everbody would know. i usually don't put stuff in mypurse b/c all my friends go through it. i usually ut stuff in my lunch box, and change during lunch. can any of u give me advice on how to manage it?
i will rate high

If you wear pockets, just stuff em in there. Also, um...so what if everybody knows? It's not like it's that bad or anything. NEVER EVER EVER leave it in for more than 8 hours or you will get Toxic Shock Syndrome. Trust me, it's happened to my friend. She had to go to the hospital and everything.Just stop being such a wimp and go to the bathroom, gosh! ~Jordan Wang~

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I have a friend that ive known for several years. She lives a very long distance away from me and theres nothing i can do physcially for her. Her father makes her have sex with him on a nightly basis. Is there any way i can help her get help. Shes afraid of going against him, because he is paying for her college and everything. I love her to death. What can i do?

This is serious, she should not call the cops when he is around her or he would probbly berserk her! she should hide a video camera in the area or she should just stab him or something. ~Jordan Wang~

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I am a senior this year. I will be going to college next year. Here is my problem. I don't know whether to choose a Nursing major or an Art major. My parents really want me to go for nursing, but art is what I love. Plus, most artists don't make a whole lot of money. What should I do?

How about a nursing major and an art minor? Hehe, but that would be GOOD advice..."just follow your heart"...yeah...........~Jordan Wang~

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Does anybody know any good s/n's? I need a new s/n but i just cant think of any good ones....thanks, ill rate 5's

fuzz_monkey, tasty_shroom, sooki, assinator, drop_a_load, I_LOVE_YOU, stacy_britney_jessica13, or even sookmideek ~Jordan Wang~

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i have problems. LIKE I AM A VERY NICE EASYGOING FUNNY PERSON BUT I DONT HAVE any friends.(sry cap locks was on!!) like there are people that are nice and i eat lunch with them. but i want a friend thAt i can tell stuff to hang out on the weekends stuff like that. i call people but there always "busy" when i call. since i dont have any friends and im lonely and have alot on my mind my grades are dropping.and since my grades are dropping my parents are getting mad at me. and i am always screaming at them and there always screaming at me. i cant talk to them they would like eat my alive. i cant tell my problems to my friens because i dont have any. i cry so much. i cry myself to sleep. i sometimes think about sucide. i have no one to talk to. i need some love! what do i do?

~unloved and unwanted

hmm wels suicide is the easy way out of it all, but then again ouch.So if your so sad then get a friend. It is simple really hehe so ya. ~Jordan Wang~

P.S. Do you go to Black River Public School, cuz I think I know you!!!

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what can i do to destroy someones life completely ?? i freakin hate this girl . she's turning everyone against me and calling me a bitch , a slut and a poser . she sucks up to everyone ! at first not many people liked her , but now she sucked up to everyone and told them that i hated them . so nobody talks to me except like 2 people .

Obviously you're going to grow up a little violent. Maybe you could sneak up to her during school...bring some scissors. Hehehehe...Grab the back of her hair, and cut it all off. Alternatively, bring some paint, permanent, and just dump it all over her. And if she has a boyfriend, make out with him. I mean, just pounce on him during school. Don't blame me if you get expelled or suspended for any of this. ~Jordan Wang~

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i have little acne break outs from time to time, and i was wondering if any one knew anything over the counter to use to get rid of it and some of the scars from it? i will rate 5's~!

Use a bazooka to blow them off your face. Trust me, it worked for my late friend...um...Bob. ~Jordan Wang~
P.S. Oh, Bob! I miss you so much! *sob*

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Ok I have a question?? I was at this party... and this guy was there and he waited until I was all messed up. I fell asleep and he woke me up and all the sudden I feel an arm goin around me! He wouldn't stop touching me when I told him to. I tried to move but he wouldn't let me! I told my friend and stuff and then I talked to his girlfriend about it and she doesn't believe me!! And then a couple days later I found out he was labeled as a sex offender before!! I wouldn't let anyone call the police cuz I didn't want to get involved in that! Now,to tell you he was 20 and I am 15 and the sick part is he was like my brother, he was a family friend and was always there for me. Tell me how come I miss him and still cry about what happened. Will someone please tell me what to do and I rate high! THANKS

I think you should just beat the crap out of that blowhead. Yeah, the police won't do anything. So just hire a hitman to shoot him with a tranquilizer and hire a gay guy to screw him up the butt. OR, you could just gang rape him with all of your awesome friends like I do to all my enemies! ~Jordan Wang~

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Okay,everyone at school always calls me a slut and a hoe and a whore and i never even did anything! They won't stop and it's really getting on my nerves. I don't think I am, but when you hear it all day from all of your friends you start to believe it and that's kind of what's happening! But i don't know what to do! Please help! i rate

You probably got drunk at a party and blowed some guy and don't remember it.. Don't worry, it's good to be a ho! Us men are SO attracted. ~Jordan Wang~

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i dont want to sound stupid when i say this but im 14/f and me and my b/f have been together over a year now and well i havnt done anything besides kiss him, see ive never done anything with anyone and well lets just say i have what usto be a "sex god" for a bf until he got with me. I want to do somthing like give him a hand job or blow job because as much as he tells me he doesnt mind i know he does. im just wondering... how? i mean what do you do while your giving and hand job? what do you look at? how do you do it? i dont wanna totaly suck at it and i wanna know what im doing before i try it!! please anything? any tips? advise? anything?

First you have to firmly grip his dick.you have to move your hand up. Then, you have to move it back down. Increase speed until he says it feels really, really good. Then open your mouth, and give him a blow job. To do that, you have to use your tongue and fondle his dick. execretes sperm, don't worry, it tastes like water. Good luck! Ask me if you need any other sex advice--I'm a guy, I should know. ~Jordan Wang~

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im 15 and well honstly ive only made out with 3 guys, and thats all ive ever sexually done... ive never "masterbated" whatever that means or anything like that but my bf keeps trying to finger me and stuff! if i let him do it..is it gonna hurt? can my "cherry" pop? is it gonna feel really bad? and if i let him do it will i be labled a slut? (me and my bf have been together 10-11 months now) anything?

Ok, if your b/f tells anyone he does it, you probably will be labeled a slut, since you are only 15. Your "cherry" as you so call it, will pop, but it will feel really good. So let him do it, but tell him not to tell anyone. It will advance your relationship. Maybe he will rape you and you can have a baby. Have fun! ~Jordan Wang~

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hey. yeah, i'm an insomniac. as long as i can remember i haven't ever been able to fall asleep is less that like 3 hours. so i basically go to bed at 3 and wake up at 6.30 (school days). i don't take medicine for it but i need to! i want to sleep and my mom has sonata (i guess she also has insomnia) and i want to take one. she'd never notice and i dont think she'd really care. should i take one? i mean what bad will it do? also, does anyone else take sleeping pills or have insomnia? thanx

Yes, I think that your problem is very bad. Your mom not caring is very unfortunate indeed. So, you should ask your mom if she will buy you some over-the-counter sleeping pills. If it doesn't have any effect, consult a doctor. ~Jordan Wang~

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