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well i'm going to give my boyfriend a hj... but it'll be my first time and i was wondering what kind of position is good for that. i dont think im ready to see it all yet. so how can i do it so that im not looking at it and what is a comfortable position for both of us? thanks! (link)
if you don't want to see it try laying beside him that usually works


Alright,so for the past 2,3 months i've been having these weird symptoms that occur almost everyday. i know you can't diagnose but i just need help from anyone to give me some clues of where its going,if you know anything at all.

I'll give you the symptoms and examples,it might be long.


- Unable to focus

*i never know whats going on around me,i
feel like really lazy and tired. i always get
9+ hours of sleep,its not the lazy tired
people think,its like exuastion all the time.



- Unable to think straight

*I'll mix 2 thoughts and think they're real,
imagine things and for about 30 seconds think
they actually happend.lose track while in the
middle of a story (all the time.)



- Lack of emotion/thoughts

*sometimes i'll just stare at something and
think of nothing,i get out of focus and dizzy
then after a little while i get back into
focus and notice i've been doing that for 3
minutes.


- Sometimes when i'm reading the words will shake on the page.

*only happend a couple of times. im just staring
at the page and then it like gets out of focus
and hurts kind of.


- Sometimes my hands get shakey

*didn't really happen that much but still,
its happen to my right hand it just spazzed
or something. weird.


- Unable to get back into focus for awhile

*like i said,everything blurs out and i
also forget what i was doing after it happens.


- Bad hearing?

*i ALWAYS have to ask people one,two,or three
times to repeat things. mostly because i
can't listen. i try but i just fade away..
i literally don't pay attension every time
i try too. its too hard to pay attension.
the weird part is nothings even on my mind
to distract me. i'm always zoned out?



- i really feel like my head near my eye
area is heavy or something


*like towards my forhead,it just feels wrong.


- always feel dizzy-like

*unable to focus and like i'm looking at things
as if im just watching a movie. i don't think
things are real sometimes either. i ALSO feel
really delayed.i dont know if i already
mentionedthat.




- I CANT REMEMBER THINGS AT ALL.i'm not just
saying it,i literally forget MOST* things i do.



for example,we learned a dance in cspa today.
and tonight i really can remember anything
about it other than it was really hard.
and i'm probably going to have to learn it all over again.


- confused easily

*self-explanitory.i feel slower than the rest though.


-delayed reactions.


- FREQUENT ear popping in left ear.


*yeah,and i have to pull my ear a cirtain way
to clearly hear out of it.





Some other facts: My old sister has been having this too lately, and YES,i eat right, YES, i've been getting my vitamins (i take vitmin pills). YES,i've had enough sleep. thats why i'm taking this seriously. I'm 14,female. (My sister's 20)I DO NOT do drugs,sex,drink, or smoke. if that makes a difference.
any help at all on this,thanks.
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are you having a lot of family problems or friend problems? or are you having a lot of homework or anything stressful at all? because when i was in school i was having a lot of family problems plus a shit load of homework so i was so unfocused i couldn't do anything and i could sleep more then half the day away. seriously people used to get so mad at me after the fifth time of me saying " wait...what did you say?" lol. if its not actually a physical health problem it could be stress


she really likes teapots and plants and shes VERYY creative. IF that helps at all (link)
go get her a tea set or maybe a potting set, you could go to a potting store and buy her some new tools or a very creative pot to put her flowers in.or a basket of some really tasty types of tea and some cookies to go with it. :)


my moms birthdays tomarorw and im thinking wut should i get her? i want it to be really special but she doesn tlike spa type things..and stuff like that. please help AASAP (link)
does she like cooking? you could get a waffle maker or something cool like that. or does she like giving parties? you could get her a decoration for parties. you really have to know what she likes to do. if you told me some hobbies or something she likes to do i could help you :) just message me


So I really need a vibrator....so does anyone know where I can get one? (link)
one word...ebay you can get everything off that site :)


what can i do if i unknowingly am really mean to any girls that talk to my boyfriend? i don't even relize i do it so how do i stop? (link)
well you have to think about it cause what if he was mean to all the guys that talked to you, you know? act your same old self around him but when girls come just watch how you act and it should go fine :) and remember none of those girls could take him away from you if he picked you of all girls in the first place
hope i helped


how do you finger a girl to where it feels good? specifics would be nice, and it would be better if answers were from girls who have gotten fingered before (link)
well it actually kind of depends on the girl. listen to them because if it feels really good usually they moan or make somekind of noise. ask them if it feels good in a sexy voice;) . and just keep going in and out and get faster as you go. try moving it around a tiny bit while inside(after awhile)...a circular motion is usually good. its actually pretty simple.
hope i helped
:)


i dont no what to do my boyfriends wants to have sex with me and im ready its just that my vagina it like not hairy but theres spinky hairs and under its kinda hairy what do i do? (link)
okay i heard if you shave it with conditioner it makes in softer and it might be better for you to use nair, its up to you really, brazillians are usually the best way to go because not everythin is gone but, most of it is ,you know? you don't want it to be bare or anythin ( haha or maybe you do) haha but brazilians make it look nice :) hope i helped lol


i'm 15/f and a virgin. before i had a boyfriend i just used to shave off all of the hairs on my vagina, but now that i think im ready to have sex i dont know how to cut it anymore. should i just leave it all off, or should i try to do one of those styles you see porn models with?? can someone please direct me to a site...thanXx in advance!! =] (link)
you should try a brazilian so not all of its off....but most of it is and it looks nice when a guy sees it :)


hi, i am 14 and haven't started my period is this a problem and i want to start it all my friends have except me (link)
well theres nothing you can really do you're just going to have to wait, now if your sixteen and still don't have it you might want to see a doctor. my best advice is to see when your mom or sisters got it and ask your doctor they could know when you might get it.
hope i helped :)


What are good [romantic/comedy] books to read over the summer?
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try mates dates and sizzling summers its the last book in the series but sooo good!


what if you don't have anything that vibrates? and how long does it usually take to have an orgasm once you start to masturbate? (link)
okay buy a massager like from bath and body works or something they'll never know what ur using it for ;) im not really sure how long it takes it depends on the person. you have to know what you like, keep the massager on the clit it helps loads.
hope I helped :)


hey guys or girls i would like to know how do u give a hand job? (link)
okay here is what you do and just for a little hint you have to ASK QUESTIONS AND TALK to see what he wants and what you should try while you're doing it. wrap your hand around it and move up and down when he says go faster, go faster, when he says squeeze harder, squeeze harder ect. after a little bit he will get some pre-cum on there, don't worry its normal. sometimes spitting on it helps. eventually he will cum. (p.s. if he moans or contorts his face thats a good thing ;) )
hope i helped
if u have any other questions
ask me :)


okay. i am almost in the 9th grade and my breasts haven't grown any since sixth grade. does this mean that my boobs will grow a lot in the next couple of years? and if so will it hurt a lot? because honetly i can't remember. (link)
okay well your boobs don't stop growing till your 18 but it also depends on what size your mom is if she's small your almost guarenteed small ones too if she's big then, yeah you will probably have big kahunas lol and yeah it usually does hurt some, advil usually cures everything though :)
hope i helped
if u have any other questions
ask me


well lately my eyes have just been hurting 24/7.
its just reciently developed but its making me misarable. Its not so much my eyes but more of the sockets i guess?

does anyone know what it could be? or what i could do to sooth them?
thanks so much! (link)
do you have contacts? if you do try putting solution in your eyes they could be dry. do the cold water thing but also you may have scratched the cornia of your eye or have pink eye. if this doesn't help mayb you should see a doctor.
hope i helped
latr :)



Kay, so next Wednesday is 4th of July and I'm spending it at my neighbor's lakehouse. There's already going to be HUGE fireworks and a bonfire. So what else can we do? I'm thinking of maybe water balloons since it will be really hot. I just wanna have fun. Any activities/games/fun stuff? (link)
yeah i love man hunt its sooo much fun! exspecially with guys ;) try kick the can also its almost the same exact thing but you kick the can to get everyone out of jail. you could take a huge tarp and put water on it to make a slip and slide. make marshmellow men and hot dogs in the bonfire. volleyball. idk theres a lot of stuff you could do with that. anymore questions
just ask me :)


okay. so i am too young to have sex. 14/f. but i do want to be able to masturbate. i hope i am spelling it right. don't judge me on my spelling plez. anyway... i know how to but i don't seem to be able to orgasm. i have been on my period for over three years almost. i really want to be able to mastubate. plez help. thx in advance.
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try something that vibrates or whatever u find thats good and don't stop when its too much to handle keep going it helps TRUST ME lol


i wasn't sure what category to put this in so if i'm wrong sorry. but i'd like some advice on plucking eyebrows. mine are plucked over more than they should be but it doesn't look bad, the only problem is they are constantly growing in and i don't know what to do. should i let them grow back in? i don't think i would be able to wax them though, theres a slim chance of that but any suggestions are very much appreciated.

thanks :]

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honey you should pretty much do the waxing its soooo much easier then plucking them every two days,plus the people who do it make them look really nice (never go to a nail place to get them done N.E.V.E.R) hope that helped


my hairs straight but kind of curly underneath. how can i make my hair look beachy kind of with cute curls? (without using a curling iron) THANKS %% (link)
or you just take some hair gel (not the kind that molds your hair to your head, try volumizing if u have thin hair) put it in the palm of your hands and mix it then flip your head over and scrunch it. :)


Hey, im 14 and i have a 6 and 1/4 in penis.... do u think it will still grow or that im done w/ that? is that normal? and thats about it thx. (link)
well ur pretty big for ur age i mean i think most penis's keep growing until your sixteen or so i wouldn't b too worried if i was u




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