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Q: Alright, so there's this girl I really like, and I'm really good friends with her and stuff. She knows I like her and everything. And I also don't think she'd mind going out with me. She's just gotten off of a bad relationship though and she made it seem like she's not interested in a relationship right now. Ahh women are confusing!
What do I do?
just talk to her about it, see what she thinks

Q: So, I'm kind of a big deal. Like im alot better than everyone else at Knox. What should i do?
interesting..


STOP BEING A FUCKING STUCK UP SNOB :]












anyways, this is the only and only one i will be mean on.

Q: =/ sorry this tured out loner then i thought it would be.
Me and my [ex]bestfriend have known eachother for a 2 years now. A few months ago she started lieing alot and about things and i caught her in many of them. I hate fighting so i just let it go. On top of that she relys on all her boyfriend. She goes from one guy to the next to the next hanging out with them everyday never carring about me or anyone else. I was so agravated with her i would come home everyday and complain ahout how much i dont like her and all these things. So i relized then why be here friendd[even if that kinda harsh]. Cause im kinda being a bad friend to talking about her behind her back. So i stopped talking to her for a while. about 2 weeks she called me and we kinda had a talk and i basically told her what was happening and she asked if she changed then could we be friends still. I said maybe but i didnt want her to change just for me and i didnt think she would[she didnt]. Well now she is still all buddy budyy with me but i still dont like her. What should i do. I started writing a note to her to tell her about what i was thinking and what was happeneing cause she clearly didnt undterstand but is that stupid to do? Should i call her and tell her? or should i do something else.
just tell her..i mean eventully she will get it in her head and probably stop.

Q: ok so i have this pet ardvark named boogie and he has a rash on his left foot. i tried to put some ointment on it, but he wont be still long enough for me to put it on. if i dont put it on him, the vets are going to have to amputate his leg. im counting on you breannee. dont let me down. boogies leg is in your hands.
1. the name is Breanne. (1 'e' on the end)
2. im not a vet, so i dont know what to do
3. thats weird.

Q: OMG OMG OMG should i like by the pink dress or the blue one?
i dont know. it depends what they look like

Q: ok soo there is this guy that i really like and we went out like a year ago and i talk to him alot. a couple of months ago he told me that he still likes me, and i didnt have enough courage to tell him that i like him soo i didnt say anything. i told my friends the next day, but i didnt tell them that i like him. they laughed and said haha good thing you dont like him you should never go back out with him.i am prety sure they said that just because he isnt one of the most popular kids in school and they think he is weird. should i tell him that i like him? should i go out with him again? should i tell my friends that i like his guy? i am scared that they would think that i am weird or crazy or something if i go out with him aagain

HELP!
thanx
if you like him tell him. i mean i think you should go out with him. who cares what your friends think, i mean its your life not theirs

Q: ok so i have this REALLY good friend and we have been BEST friends since like 2nd grade but the thing is i only hang out with her at school, and she never invites me over to her house so it makes me feel like she doesnt like me, i dont want to just ask her if i can come over cause i dont want to invite myself over to her house, how do i get her to ask me over and what do i say??

please help
just be like hey do you wanna hang out? and if she says yeah just be like...i cant have anyone over (or somthing cheasy) and then maybe she will invite you over.

Q: ok, so ive asked you a question already about him(hayden) but i need more help
so i cant get him off my mind, i dont want to tell him but i LOVE him sooo much. i cant get him off my mind and im love sick, hes not in any of my classes but i always see him in the hallways with his friends and i just want to go up to him and tell him but then again i dont want to tell him, WHAT DO I DO!!!
i mean im really good friends with him. and ive got a bunch of classes with him, but i think you should just tell him

Q: Hey, I like this girl who seems to not like me at school, but when i see her other places or talk to her online she seems to like me. she also always asks if i like her. should i tell her that i like her and ask her out, or should i wait for her to make the first move?
well, most girls want guys to make the first move. so you should just tell her. then ask her out, :]

Q: Okay so everyone says I'm really skinny and I know I may look that way to them but I feel really fat all the time. I used to do a sport but I had to stop and now I just feel like I'm all fat. I used to cry myself to sleep because I felt fat all the time. I've tried to stop eating but it doesn't work. And I HATE throwing up. What should I do?
Well, defenently DONT go anorexic or bulemic. its not the answer. if you feel like your fat then excersize, or join a new sport.

Q: Ok, im gonna get to the main point fast. My penis is extremely big, and when i walk around school, it is extremely noticable. Is this a bad thing? Also, i have recently been tested positive for Hep C, Gonnorhea, and Herpes. The problem is, i have been positive for the past year, and ive slept with at least 35 girls last year (not counting threesomes)and i sleep with my girlfriend at least 3 nights a week. Should i tell my girlfriend and everyone else?
uhm haha, yes.

Q: hey so i have this problem that i have overprductive hair follicles on my chest. i am afraid that all my friends will make fun of me because the joke your moms chest hair, when i get this trait from my mother. also, kids make fun of me because i have a unibrow. lets just say that i have overproductive hair everywhere. how am i ever going to have a boyfriend if he has more facial hair than him??? help me!!!
you could wax or shave.

Q: ok, there is this guy at my school that i TOTALLY hate. everyday he makes fun of me. today the guy that i like "kinda" joined in on the jokes and it made me mad. the guy that makes fun of me is getting on my last nerve and i just want to hit him. how do i handle this and how do i get him to stop making fun of me
tell him to stop, and just dont talk to him.and if he trys to talk to you just ignore him and walk away.

Q: heyy
well there is this guy that i just pretty much cant get of of my mind and he dosent like me but i really dont know what to do and i REALLY REALLY like him like so muchh
so how do you get guys to like you
be yourself. and flirt ALOTTT! hah. it usually works. sometimes act a little stupid, but not really stupid, they think its cute.
hope i helped :]

Q: ok so i have a friend that i used to REALLY like. i still kinda have feelings for him but i konw i shouldnt bc he treats me like crap. before spring break we got in a big fight about stupid shit and now were kinda going back to how we were. but somehow i still cant get over him. im starting to like soemone else but something baout him make me want to like him. what should i do?
just tell him how you feel. always works best

Q: sometimes when i look in the mirror i feel like i cant please anyone. i look at ALL of my friends who are soo skinny and i feel fat. i know im not but sometimes im scared to wear shorts or skirts that show of my legs. its not like i eat unealthy, i have my share of sweets but i usually end up working it off. my sister is also really skinny and sometimes she calls me fat but as a "joke". when i look at models in a magazine i feel even more fat like i way 500 lbs. or something. i know im not fat but when i look in the mirror, fat is the first word that pops up in my head. how do i lose weight and how do i lose enough and not too much? also, how do i feel confident about my weight?


anything will help

thanks
sometimes i feel the same way, and my brother does that to me.
you could cut back on your sweets, or try going on a more healthy diet. you can also workout and go to the gym.

Q: ok so i have this friend and like shes cool and everything but she doesnt really know me. she likes me for the way she THINKS i am but not how i really am. im scared to act like i usually do because then she might not like me. shes really cool and popular and i really wanna be her friend but im scared if i show her how i really am shell think im a freak. help!
well, just be yourself :]
if she doesnt like it should isnt a good friend and probably wont ever be.

Q: ok, so theres this SMOKIN HOTT babe at my skool. Every night i have dreams about us dating and cant get over the fact that he might not like me, I JUST LOVE HIM SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! I want to tell him about my feelings for his gorgeous BODY but i think he will not like me because i am not "popular". How do i stop these dreams and should i tell him about my feelings? im afraid that if i talk to him and gaze apon his gorgeous eyes i will want to kiss him even more. how do i talk to him and should i tell him of my true feelings. Everything about him is beautiful, even his name................Hayden Van Over! in fact " popularity" should not interfere with true love. WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
alright well i already answerd you first one so read that..and he doesnt care if you are popular. cause he isnt the most popular himself.

Q: ok so he was always flirting with me, looking at me, trying to be around me, and just like putting it plain as day that he likes mee. but then my friends just thought that i didnt like him and go up to him and go "I can't believe you like..(my name)!! and so then he stopped all that stuff and now im really sad. i want it back, what do i have to do?
tell him. i know i say that alot but its the best thing to do. and you should probably not talk to your friends about it either, cause they might just do that again

Q: ok so theres this REALLY SMOKIN HOTT babe named Hayden Van Over and i dont know if he likes me or not. ive had alot of dreams about us dating, and cant get over the fact that he might not like me. i wanna tell him that i like him, but then ill just wanna make out with him even more. im afraid that he might think that i am a nerd but i dont think that popularity should interfere with true love. i need HELP!! what should i say to him and how do i sleep without thinking of him and wut should i wear to skool on monday to impress him???

thanks
wow alright..well i just happen to be pretty good friends with hayden.
so if i where you i would just like tell him how you feel, i mean you never know with him. youve got a chance :] dont try to impress him, just be you and dont act fake or like anyone else. if your just really sweet and genuine he will notice you, trust me.

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breannee
Hi, Im Breanne. I love to have fun. And i guess im pretty good at giving advice.? Mostly at the whole boyfriend/girlfriend, problems with friends or people thing.



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