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I'm HOTSTUFF!!!!!
my intrests include putting bags inside of other bags.
Partying like its 1999
Drinking and getting a handle of anything especially Hypnotic.
wearing white after labor day.
double knotting shoelaces.
whittling gnomes out of bars of soap.
illegal left turns.
concerts.
richard simmons.
ending sentences in prepositions.
pretending its my birthday to get free stuff.
quoting movies.
fleece.
bubblewrap.
old people with interesting stories.
accordian.
febreeze.
capture the flag.
duck hunt.
hard candy.
UNO.
your mom.
driving around in a black van and offering kids candy.
collecting garden gnomes.
dollar stores.
mondos!
building forts.
driving in reverse.
collecting pop can tops.
afternoon naps.
popsicle crafts.
the "snooze" button on my alarm clock.
searching for koala yummies!
throwing away canadian money.
making fun of the more & less fortunate.
baking cookies.
collecting collectibles.
old school nintendo.
rainy days.
fighting technology.
disney movies.
hoodies.
foreign movies.
inventing impractical things.
pretending i'm cooler than i actually am.
teenage mutant ninja turtles.
driving around the city singing Vanilla Ice, Hanson,MC Hammer, Backstreet Boys,The Spice Girls and BBMAK.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY SPENDING TIME WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND LOVE JESUS CHRIST

advice

For Christmas I thought it'd be cute to do a '100 things I like about you' for my boyfriend. First of all, is that a terrible idea? What do you think he'd think about it? He's pretty sentimental about gifts.
&& Do you have any ideas that I could put in there?
(IE: 17. I love when you say those cute little sayings you come up with out of nowhere.
23. I love how you write me notes when we both know you dislike it.
34. I love how you hug me from behind.)

Thanks!

your idea is really but if you wanted to get him something too or couldnt think of 100 things you could always get him a little gift for every year you werent together like lets say ur 18 n youve been going out 2 years youd get him 16 little presents and tell that 1 was for every christmas you missed i hope i could help Peace out homie, pa O la

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I determined to find some new bands to like, I don't really want any mainstream bands just like, got-to-their-shows bands. I don't really, like much emo and I don't like any skater/incucbus/audioslave type music. I am into punkish music and music with synthesizers but not techno. My favorite artists are Bjork, Polyphonic Spree, Aquabats, Me First and The Gimme Gimmes, Cranberries, Len, and Electric Light Orchestra. I am cool with Ska as well. Just give me a list of bands that I could listen to and I'll be satisfied.

okay well i have a few suggestions
if your in the mood for
Ska like
REEL BIG FISH
Catch 22
Less Than jake

Punk and more unknown bands
Aiden
The audition
The casulties
mxpx
nofx

just Amazing music
Motion City soundtrack
Hot Hot HEAT
Panic at the disco
Bay side
Boys night out
Death cab for cutie
Postal service
Ben folds
Fallout boy
Mest

I hope this helped luv ya, Paola

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I just saw "Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom..." It was really good. There were just a few lines at the end that I didn't catch:

CHRISTINE: Have you at last gorged yourself in your lust for blood? Am I now to be prey to your lust for flesh?

PHANTOM: That fate which allows me to wallow in blood has also denied me the joys of the flesh

o you want to know what this line means christine is saying that the phantom has now kiulled people whats next is going to now go to christine and make her spend time with him and do other things to him and act as a companion i hope that helped ya out if ya have any other ?'s about poto ( phantom of the opera ) or anything else jsut ask peace out, Paola

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Is there any makeup that makes your eyes look bigger?

ok so go and buy bright eye shodow use a like lighter color aroudn your whole lid then a bright one on the bottom use a darker color to sort of shadow along the crease then use eyeliner on your lid and on the bottom of your eye finish it off with mascara and the your ready to go lil buddy

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Is it normal for like you to get horny wen you look at like nude pics of the same pics? because like i dont really no if that means im bi or its just normal.. i rate good!! thanx

- xoBALLERINAox

hahah its normal well answer me this to you horny when you see girls like all the time even clothed? do you feel the urge to get with your female friends? do you find girls attractive? if your answered yes to any of the above questions then your a lesbain or bi but if you only get off when you see nude pics or porn pics of girls then your fine STAY SAFE ~ PAoLA

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Okay, I have a problem with this guy...you see I have this neighbor and I have just realized over this past summer that I am deeply in love with him. The only problem is that my best was in love with him too. So school came around and suddenly one day my friend Erika (the one who likes my neighbor Chris) comes up to me and says that Chris just asked her to be his girlfriend, but that he wants my premission before they become a couple.
So I talked to Chris and gave my premission because I knew it was the right thing to do and in the meanwhile I was completely and utterly devestated. I couldn't believe that this was happening. Chris and I had been the best of friends for a whole year and we were really close. I had always thought that just one day he would like me back. (He already knew that I liked him because my friend accidently let it slip awhile ago and he was really nice about it. And Erika and I had once asked him who he liked more and he said it was a tie)
Well now it's been about two months and it's getting even worse. Erika has started bragging about it. Saying things like "Oh my God I'm so glad that Chris choose me out of us!" in front of my face. And she's been making up stuff too like "Chris said he wants to spend the rest of his life with me!" and when I confronted Chris about it he said that wasn't true. I mean we are only 14. And then when the three of us hang out she hogs him and I can't even have a decent conversation with him.
It's so weird though because half the time Chris acts like he likes me and then other times it's like I got a deasese. I just don't know what to do anymore! Erika is driving me insane and I cry all the time these days and my emotions are all haywire. And I have no clue if Chris likes me or not. So if you have any answers or comfort or anything that would be great.

well if i were you i would talk to chris i mean if you guys are close he would understand tell him what your going throgh ask him if he ever liekd you before and then you can ask you if he still likes you now and also ask him about your friend too if he likes her or if hes just going out with her too go out with her also tell him how you feel when you hang out with them and waht she says to you i hope helped im out like shout kisses and prayers~ paOla

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Ok so my parents keep on asking me what i want for chrismas!!! I dont know what i want
I am 13 years old....tom boy...i DONT want grly grl stuff...i dont wear make up!!!
The only thing i know i want is a pair of shoes that are shocks!!!
Can you please think of some thing i could like for chrismas
EVERYBODY who answers will get a 5!!!
Even if i dont like that stuff!!!

umm well im 17 and not a tom boy im more of a girly girl but i think i have some good ideas that anyone would want i mean hell if got these presents i know id be happy to die that day

*socks
*bubbles
*pop rocks
*a pogo stick
*grape soda
*a life size jesus
*a skip it
* kola yummies
* a handle of hypno or southern comfort (which ever you prefer)

i hope that helped prayers and kisses , Paola

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well..
i have known my best friend since 7th grade ((we're in college now))&& we are very close..and last thursday..we got even closer..well we were at his apartment and we were watching a movie..and out of no where he stopped the movie..and we were already cuddling..and yes..durin the movie..i did feel him get.."happy"..but anyways..he kissed me..and we started makin out..one thing led to another and we endin up having sex..now everytime i see him we end up makin out and doing it..i talked about being in a serious relationship and he seemed hesitant but he said he wants to think about it..and i told him that i am not going to be his little whore and everything..and he was like..i would never think of you like that..i like you a lot..but i don't want our friendship to be weird..but i told him that it already was weird after we had sex..so what should i do..i really want to be his girlfriend..but i am so confused about everything..i need sum good advice..and i rate 5's for good advice

Hey i kinda went throught something like this but not really i geuss i was sorta using the guy but anyway i think that you should just sit down and talk to him and tell him that first of all you dont want to fuck up your freindship and second of all he hasta choose if he wants to be with you or be a man whore and that it dosent really effect you ethier way its jsut that your not going to be his booty call and a qucik call when he needs ass and then thast it and if he contunies to use you as a booty call after you tell him that then tell him that then stop getting wtih him

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Hey, I have a huge problem in my sex life. This is really hard to ask, especially on a site open to the public, but here goes.... I had these pandas climbing on the back of my shirt, but there was bamboo in my pocket, so that's totally understandable. But, lately, I've had these monkies climbing on my back and I don't even have a banana in my pocket or in my pants! What am I supposed to do?!
- damsal in distress!~!~!~

REO did you send me this Major Sex Dilemma
Hey, I have a huge problem in my sex life. This is really hard to ask, especially on a site open to the public, but here goes.... I had these pandas climbing on the back of my shirt, but there was bamboo in my pocket, so that's totally understandable. But, lately, I've had these monkies climbing on my back and I don't even have a banana in my pocket or in my pants! What am I supposed to do?! sincerly STYX

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I have enlisted a girl friend of mine to help me with a Valentines day plan. The only problem is that i dont know if this plan will work because the girl that im after is one that i have shown interest in in the past. But I still like her. I just need some advice.

I think it will work just make it clear to her that you like her more then a freind and that you are intrested and getting hot and heavy with her and also remeber to be sweet and a gift maybe a teddy bear or flowers wont hurt nad do something cute that means something dont jsut give her choclate and think your the greatest guy to have walked the earth

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