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y do they call a red wing a red wing((its not a wing?)) i get the red part but i dont get the wing part?? plzz tell me if u know((im so0o confused))


thats when a guy puts pizza sauce in a girls pussy and eat5s her out...and he says it taste like a delicious tomato sauce "red wing" pizza.....YUM

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i lik this one kid but i dont think i have major feelings for him i just wanna like kick it wit im if anyone can give me any moves i can make to give him some hints please tel me and no making out or anthing i just wanna hint him in thnx for reading write back as soon as possible

you sound like a slut bag whore---put your legs back together and stop wanting to "like kick it wit im"---and use better grammar

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what do i need to do to prepare for sex-physically, not mentally bc im ready with that :-D thanx

shave your pussy, work out, and finally, don't be such a psycho fat ass

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OK For haloween im goin to be like a gangsta n dress up like a guy. Im gettin some jeans n a wifebeater but i cant think of what else would complete the outfit. Any suggestions ?

maybe a sexy hoe to go with the "gangsta" look---and maybe a sign that says "i have an STD"

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hi. i'm a 16/f and when i masterbate, i think of girls. i look at pics of girls. not guys, girls. but i still like guys!! am i..gay?

woah

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ok im not sure if this subject should be mental illness. but have any of you heard of the tidy-bowl-man?? the guy that lives in the toilet. my mom used to say he swims there and comes to getcha when i was really little. but then someone else i knew said they feared so have any of you heard about him? sry its long and stupid but i was wondering.

hahahahahahahaha

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hi im a 13/m and i dont masturbate by like just putting my hand around "it" and pushing or w/e i just take a pillow or w/e and sorta push on that (sorry if thats 2 graffic). is that abnormal or not?

u hump pillows?

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Whats the chance of a condom breaking?

two of my friends are now pregnant from the condom breaking...they are 16, good luck

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my boyfriend after 4 years of dating...that the whole thing was a bet to see how long he could play me!!! wtf is up with that?!?!?!

no one could stay with someone for four years and it jsut be a bet. i think hes jsut weak and needed a reason to end things, what a jerk

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hey i wrote on here b4 about my momz b/f with hep c and how i hate him and everything..well, the follow up on that is that today she just informed me that were moving in with him in a few weekz!! i have to change school and go thru the whole shit..shez trying to bribe me to move in...and i dono wut tah do!! plz i need help fast!!

siNcEreLy,stUck

dude, do u know how much money you could make off of all this? i say move...get the car, and the money

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When after having sex and if the sperm ejaculated in, what kind of pills are good to take to avoid prenancy from happening?

birth control

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okay im 17 years old and after my last relationship( with a guy i fell in love with)i havent been able to find anyone that i can go out with and not think about and compare them to him what should i do

get him back

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I heard this thing called the 'shocker'.

It's like..2 in pink and 1 in the stink.

Whats that mean??

well i wouldnt know anything about that, but if u really need to know, i have a friend named matt, who jsut loves it, really gets him going...ask him... i think his advicinator screen name, is "mattdashocka"

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I heard if you have this thing called a "throat infection" that you've been deep throating to many "popsicles".

Do you know anything about that?

All i can say is that its a gift...leave it be

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Hi, I'm 56 and a virgin.

I was wondering when you turned 18 because I think you and me have a lot in common.

This has nothing to do with sex! Trust me!

56 huh?...sounds pretty pathetic...

but actually, i find old gross virgins extremely attractive!...wanna make out?

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I heard hydrocodine messes you up good.

Any truth to that?

"man, all the colors are like blending together on my computer screen"
-matt c.


direct quote

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Do you like black people?

Because honestly, I can't stand niggers.

oh thank god...when u told me u did heroine and had herpes, i thoguht u were one! phew!

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Is it safe to have used heroin seringes lying around my room?

Because the other day I stepped on one and now my foots all blue and black and its pussing and it's like raw skin!

OMG!

Help me Zesty!

shit balls! the best peice of advice i could probably give u know, is to kill urself!or jsut hack off ur foot good luck!

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alright you insult me by not even mentioning the subject i started and you mock me by saying what was the question how do you sleep at night when your best friend has down syndrome and is a jew.. i mean honestly you disgust me, by the way lauren does have down syndrome..

are you the same kid with the herpes? because u sound like u have a lot of issues.... so ill tell u one more time, go kill urself

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ok hi my name is Anik I was talking to my boyfriends friend and well he was getting all jealous about us and now he broke me and my boyfriend up cuz he kept saying I was his girl friend and told my boyfriend I was breaking up with him which is a big lie and well I want him back but I don't know what I can do cuz his friend Nathan is always there blowing kisses my way and stuff...help me plz

What kind of name is Anik

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