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Q: All my friend has been doing lately is complaining. Not to be stuck up or anything but things are going a little better for me than they are for her lately and shes tryen to bring me down with her so we can share being upset all the time . On the fone she doesnt stop complaining I just want to hang up on her. I dont want to be rude to her about this but im just so sick of listening to her complain. PLEASE help!

Find a time where you have her complaining the most, then ask her if she realizes what she's doing. Tell her that she's complaining alot, and you're getting aggrivated with it. Explain that you don't want to listen to it anymore, because it's getting old. Everyone complains sometimes, but doing it all the time is ridiculous.

Q: well i havnt had my period and i take a shower everyday and stuff but i keep having this like gupy sticky white wet stuff comin out of well u no....and its always wet down there and i dont no y....it also smells bad. Is there sumthin wrong with me? What is this?

Almost all girls get that. Don't feel weird. It's really gross, but it's part of life. Nothing is wrong at all. It's your bodies natural way of.. cleaning itself, I suppose you could say.

Q: im 13/f and my sister whose 19 moved out about 1 1/2 yrs ago nd recently moved back in. She had a really controlling boyfriend and they were hooked on heroine. My mom had agreed to let her move back in if she stopped doin in. She moved back in about 2mnths ago and got rid of the old boyfriend. She got a new boyfriend but she's still using drugs. it's not just a once in a while thing either, its everyday, and as i said, my mom doesnt know and shes always saying how proud she is that my sister stopped doing drugs. I don't want to wreck me nd my sistersn relationship, but i think my mom needs to know because im afraid my sister will hurt herself.

-confused

You have to tell someone. I know of a girl who took a ton of drugs. In the end, she ended up dying from an overdose. Everyone thought she quit, but some people did know differenlty. Don't let this happen to your sister. It won't ruin your relationship with her. It may cause problems temporarily, but in the end she'll be glad.

Q: I really like this guy lets call Him "gabe" well Ok I met him like 3 days ago well OK I met him like 6 weeks ago but we never really noticed eachother till now. well when I met him we were at a party type thing and He drove me and my friend home But he ended up staying over at her house with us and me and him were talking and stuff then all of a sudden we were holding hands next thing U know were making out and kissing and everything else at school he doesnt ignore Which is kewl U know he even kisses me and everyones like "oh you and Gabe are so cute together" Even though were not going out at all but Hes 18 and IM 14 is it wrong

It's not wrong if you two actually care about eachother. Well, it's wrong to the police, parents, and most older people; but it SHOULD be what you feel in your heart that counts. Just don't let things go too far. Most guys are only looking for sex at that age. As my mom likes to say: Men are from mars, Women from Venus, We think with our minds, They think with their penis. Sorry if that was putting it too bluntly, but it's true.

Q: hi im a 13/m and i dont masturbate by like just putting my hand around "it" and pushing or w/e i just take a pillow or w/e and sorta push on that (sorry if thats 2 graffic). is that abnormal or not?

no it's not tons of guys do that. it's actually in a "home sex toy" book haha

Q: hey its me talking about cross country again!! u seem to know what ur talking about and thanx for the tips, i apreciate it but i wanted to knwo if u knew anything else??? what did u do before track meets and everyhting. thanx, xoxo, Jess. and i realized we have the same name cool!

before track meets you have to like stretch and do some leg lifts that way your muscles are prepped up and ready to run and flexible.

Q: ok, in school theres cross country and track. track is going to be in the spring. but i want to get fit for cross country. im a great runner but i want to know more thins. if you are a runner please give me tips on ANYTHING! thanx so much

I was on track. Do yoga at least twice a week to keep flexibility so your legs don't lock up and you won't sprain anything or fall. It also builds strength

Q: OK i met this boi n the problem is hes 19 n im 14 n we really really like each other but we have a problem its my parents n he goes well babe listen i no your parents dont like the fact that where talkin but we really like each other will u date me n i said i dunno..should i cause u n ohe might be the right 1

A) What if your parents find out

B) What if the cops find out

C) How long have you known him?

D) Hun, he's far too old. All he wants is sex.

Q: i can remember the title to this one song. but i know liek all the words n stuff. but it goes like this...love me love me say that you love me, need me need me, say that you need me, so i creid and i begged for you, love me love me, saythat you love me, fool me fool me go on and fool me, i cant care bout anything but you..." WHAT IS THAT SONG! ill rate really well!!!

Lovefool by The Cardigans... anytime you forget a songs name but have the lyrics, go to http://www.letssingit.com. They have a great little thing that can find a song if you type in words

Q: hey..i am g0in thr0 al0t latley..me and my bf have been fighting n0n st0p..and its scaring me..but ne ways..im almost 16..and i weigh 115..i HATE triple numbers..i want the perfect b0dy..my b0yfriend says im beautifull all the time..but thats kinda what b0yfriends r supp0sed t0 d0..i want to get down to 99..i was belimic way back in the day..but i was 0n the f0ne with my friend and i t0ld her i want t0 bec0me an0rexic..she flipped 0ut and hung up..so0oo i was like fine i w0nt d0 that..and last nite i made myself thr0w up t0 see what its like..i kinda s0rta liked it =\..well my bf said if i ever d0 ne thing "physc0" it w0uld be 0ver f0r g00d..and i was w0nderin w0uld he n0tice if i g0t t0 99..and if ne 0ne else w0uld n0tice..well i neEd helP! =(..MaNdiE x0

Eating disorders aren't good at all. I used to be annorexic and bulimic. It's disgusting. Yes, he would most certainly notice if you went down to 99. If he didn't notice the mass weight loss, he would realize the constant black outs from lack of nutrition. Everyone would notice, no matter what.

Q: ok i have like this guy for over a year now and i really like him but hes kinda popular and i am on the lower side of the social chain but hes been single for some time now how do i ask him out and also how can i make it so that nobody likess make fun of me or ihm for it ?!?!?!

If people make fun of either of you, ignore them. If he can't, he isn't worth it. I think you shouldn't just directly ask him out. Talk to him first, get to know how he really is, see if you can see if he acts differently without his friends around. It's important to know someone before jumping into a relationship.

Q: I was wondering.. is masturbating bad for you??

No, masturbating isn't bad for you. In fact, it's twenty thousand times safer and healthier than actual sex. Would you rather ruin your sheets or have a baby that ruins all your stuff? :-P

Q: my lil bro had a bbsitter cuz i waz out... and when i came home she was screemin and yellin @ him. She grabbed his arm and he said to our dog.. "Daizee help help! Help Daiz!!!" the dog didnt do ne thing... but ne way.... shud i tell my parents?

yes! you should tell your parents. sometimes it starts off as just the babysitter yelling, then they start hitting, and eventually they end up killing the kid.

Q: Hey! im moving into a new house in september. my room there is much smaller than my current room so i will have to change all of my stuff! I was wondering if you knew any sites that gave cute, creative, classy, unique, crazy, or pretty ideas on decorating rooms. I am 14, soon to be 15..and obviously a girl. I am kinda a 'do my own thing...be different' kinda girl. I want a room like nobody elses. Do you know of any ideas for decorating it? Or any sites that could help me out? Please respond quick..i am moving september 20th!

Hey, I'm 14 too. I just moved across the country. My apartment is alot smaller than my old one, so I had to give up a lot of stuff. Your best bet is decorating randomly. Cut pictures from magazines, use small little hang up shelves, stuff normal people don't put in their rooms, cd case insets, pictures of your friends, and all that good stuff. Sites don't help you. How is stealing someone elses idea being you? No offense at all. Just be you, decorate how your heart would. If you think something up, don't be scared, try it!

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Hey- My name is Jess and I'm 14 years old. I am not the best advice columnist, but I try as hard as I can. I've been through alot of stuff in my life, so I can probably relate to alot of your problems and try to help you through them, or work things out to make it easier. I check my inbox frequently, so feel free to ask me anything at all, and I will be able to respond fairly quick and help out in any way that I can. :) Contact me on aim, msn or e-mail if you need an immediate response.