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I wanna tell someone something really badly... but umm im stuck idk if i should or shouldnt that about all im gonna say and i wanna no if i should or shouldnt thats about all i need to no... (link)
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Well it depends...
If you trust that person and that person loves you for who you are, then tell.
But if what your telling that person might jepordize your reltionship with him/her then dont tell, it can wait.
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i need to no wheather you can have sex before u've started your period XxXCCXxX (link)
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No. You can still get pregnant.
And if your having sex when your really young, you wont get orgasms so whats the point?
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Okay so i wanna have sex with you all night long.
lmao mk.
love youuuuuuuuuuu.
you know.
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I wanna sex you 2.
Let's sex tonight.
Love you 2.
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My friend has this thing in which he has sex cats. I mean I love him to death but..I walked in on him having intercourse with my cat. I have no idea what to do. It freaks me out. I mean I've known him since gradeschool. I'm 23 btw. I don't want to be a jerk to him. Please help me, I'm desperate. (link)
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Well try having sex with a cat and see how it feels.
And then you'll learn to love it and then your going to have a threesome with the cat,your friend, and yourself.
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Well, about two days ago. I was extremly wanting to have sex... Well it sort of just like happend to accure to me... that well... maybe i could have sex with my dog. I knew it was disgusting and wrong but i was that horny! I feel disgusting now and cant handle living with my concience... I really really need advice... Suicide is possible... (link)
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Why do I have a feeling that Mercedes and Eria asked this? lmao.
Well sex with animals is normal. They make pornos with people having sex with dogs and horses, so your fine. Are you a guy or a girl? If your a guy then you probably got the dog pregnant if it was a girl. If your a girl then you're probably pregnant and need to go to the doctor RIGHT AWAY.
If you really need help go see a therapist. And listen to that one Fall Out Boy song cuz he says something about a therapist.
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Will you F me in the A??? (link)
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Of course!
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how do u tell a guy you like him what do you say..
what if ur the type not to just come out and say it..? (link)
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If you dont know how to tell him then just flirt with him and drop some hints. He'll eventually figure out that you like him.
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so theres this chick she pretty much does everything wrong that you can do shes made fun of she thinks shes so cool and she steals everyone from all of her friends..
now should i still be friends with her..?
signed yours trully.
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If you get along with her then your fine.
But If you dont want her to steal your friends and make fun of people, then dont be friends with her.
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my name is Rachel and iam 17 years old and my mom says my dad molested me when I was about 3 or 4 why would she wait untill I was 17 to tell me?I asked my dad about it and he said he didn't do it who should I belive I don't know who to trust anymore please help me. (link)
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believe your mom
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So i just put on a temporary tatoo, and i love it but i hate how they come off like right away.
Is there anything i can put on it or anything i can do to make it stay longer?
thanks :) (link)
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Keep it away from water and dont rub it.
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I had a weird dream one night, that my dad was supposed to have sex with me. I don't know, it was some sort of a medical issue that he needed to. What could this mean??? (link)
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If he abused you in any way when you were a child this could have effected you. I know because I listen to Love Line every night.
If that is true, then it's just a dream and has no meaning.
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Sorry if this is the wronge category.
Okay, my boyfriend of over a year is turning 21 soon. Problem is, I have no idea what to get him. He is really into the punk/goth stuff. Any ideas? (link)
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You can get him Warped Tour tickets.
=)
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im 23 now and i still havent had sex. ive been waiting to have sex, but now i want to have sex and no one wants to now. is 23 too long to wait? (link)
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Do you have a g/f or b/f?
Just ask them if they are ready to do it and eventually you'll get laid and alcohol helps drunk guys/girl will have sex with anybody.....=]
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heyy bob! ahh i need helpp.
ok so this guy..i kinda like him but its like summer and i have seen him since the last day of school. last time i heard he likes me but now i don't know because i never talk to him. well my friend is having a party soon and i'm pretty sure he is going. should i tell him? but if he doesn't still like me then what would i do?
--comfusedd :[ (link)
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Well school ended almost a month ago so he'll probably still like you. When someone has a crush on someone else, it usually lasts for 2 or 3 months. Sometimes that is not the case because that person might be a slut so ANYWAYS...
If you see him at the party, drop some hints. Be flirtacious and he'll get the idea that you like him and if he likes you back he will ask you out.
-Bob
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bob-o! im your first customer! i feel special ok so i dont think you can help me but oh well so i reeelly like this guy how can i tell him without actually having to tell him (link)
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Well if you want to tell him without actually telling him, I know some ways.
1. Drop some hints. We (guys) arent stupid. We know when a girl is dropping hints on us.
2. Flirt
3. Tell a friend to tell him that you really like him.
Hope I helped!
-Bob
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