I'm a straight talking, slack jawed, bee keeper. I give my advice like I keep my bee's, plenty of smoke, not too many stings and a load of pure honey.
So ask my advice and everything will be sweet I promise
Gender: Male
Occupation: Bee Keeper
Age: 21
MSN: Urban-Acid
Member Since: July 12, 2005
Answers: 5
Last Update: July 12, 2005
Visitors: 623
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i have small stretch marks on my boobs, that are fading, but still there. what is a guy going to think of me when he goes up my shirt?! is their any way that he will not notice? what will he think about them? (link)
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My gran used to rub a mixture of yoghurt, honey quail eggs and avacado on her stretch marks. Failing that get tattoo's over the marks. May I suggest a tasteful pentagram or a potrait of Anton LeVey
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i was wondering if it is ok to have your horse as your best freind (link)
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Look Mate, Having a horse as your friend may work in the short term. Sure now you dont mind changing his shoes, shining his coat and feeding him sugar cubes. what about the long term when he starts whispiring insults behind your back, telling all the other horses your nothing more than a cheap whore who cant ride past a gentle canter. What about when he purposely shits in you Laundry. Life wont be so sweet then. when you wake up in the middle of the night with him chewing Barbies head off (you dont even wanna know what he did to ken). My word of advice butcher him with a steak kniife and soak his body parts in battery acid before he gets ideas above his station-haven't you read animal farm
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Hey, ok. i have a babysitting gig tomorrow night. And its 2 years old...what the heck do you do with a 2 year old?!?!?! i've only babysat kids over 5! HELP!!!!! (link)
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Put a mask over it (spiderman will do), call it prince michael jr, dangle it from a belcony and make it drink jesus juice........
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I dont have exact proof...but my friend told me she thinks he likes her. She doesn't like him though, he's dropping hits like smiling --- hitting on her! And i even saw them. It's ridiculous -- what do I do to get over it? PLEASE ANSWER --- Will r8 high!!! (link)
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In my part of town I'd just send my sisters to give him the old duke and dutchess if you see what I mean. I think you should be more subltle, honey trap this fool. Get your friend to give him a tasteful flash of her tits and see if he responds, if he does pounce on him and deliver a swift boot to his balls-that'll learn em
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well it this me and my girlfriend have been dating for about 1 year and i asked her is i could kiss her and she said no but she likes to take it slow and i said ok and that was about 2 mounths ago should i kiss her yet or wait and if we kiss should i use tounge and is there a special way to use tounge
please help i need it in the next few days
-rockfan23 (link)
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Your girlfriend is disrespectin you man, its a girls duty to kiss thier boyfriends. If they dont it means they dont love you. I bet she's kissed lots of boys, perhaps you just have bad breath or maybe you have wonky teeth.
If I was you I would practice on your mom and dad check with them that you're a good kisser, sort your breath out and then make your move.....if she doesn't kiss you she probably hates you
wise up
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