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Q: welll i have this friend and the other night i was passed out drunk and my friend walks in and tea bags me
what should i do for revenge?

I say you just take it like the bitch you are.
:-D

Q: i used to have a really close friend, but when i started going out with this guy.. she was all over him and he broke up with me and ended up hooking up with her. it left me completely crushed. when i would try to talk to her she would just say, "i cant help it"

then me and her ex boyfriend started talking and he is fixing up my car. even though what she did to me... she actually called me up bitching me out asking me what my problem was. i really like him, however, whenever she comes in the picture she makes me afraid to even talk to him. i mean me and him are just friends.. but i have no idea what to do.

Do unto others as you would like done unto you.

yeah yeah its from the bible, but really it does imply on life wether your religious or not.

So just tell her the same thing "I can't help it"

Q: OK so there's thig guy I like. I've liked him for like3 or 4 years. Now he met this girl whos like completley gorgeous and they make out and stuff like all the time. I think he might like her. I think he knows I like him, but what do I do?

Kill yourself, honestly he's already got a bitch.

If you want him to notice you shoot yourself.

Q: I just want to make clear that me and the person involved have NO blood relation. And I am still a virgin.
August of 2004 my 2nd step cousin (adam) and his cousin on the other side of the family (cal) came to visit my family for 5 months. They stayed at our house. At that time I was 13. Then in October Adam, Cal, me and my sister (19) went to the city (New York City). After that we went to dinner. I was next to cal. And then out of no where he just grabbed my hand. So we were holding hands the entire time. We ordered like 5 bottles of wine. When we got up to leave we all felt tipsy at the same time. So we were walking back to the train station and in the middle of no where Cal tries to kiss me and we were walkin behind my sister and Adam so he pushes me agains a building and leans on me and kisses me. But I pushed him off. I did want to kiss him but for some reason I was scared too. He kept trying to kiss me the entire night. On the train on the way home he started asking me why i wouldn't kiss him. And you know how people say they are telling the truth when they are drunk.. Well he kept saying how much he liked me and other stuff. They were staying in our basement so that night me and my sister stayed with them. So I went to get drinks. Cal followed me behind and pushed me into another room and we started making out. Then I felt him get hard on me so i decided to give him a handjob. Then after that night everytime we were alone we would cuddle and kiss. We didnt tell anybody about us cause we were scared of what they would think since he was 19 and I was 13. After my birthday in Nov when I turned 14 he fingered me only once, but I have him head ... alot, and I gave him handjobs. We dryhumped like 4 times. I even gave him head in the shower. He wanted me to have sex with hime but I said no. cause I was a virgin. I knew that this "relationship" wouldnt go anywhere so I didnt want to lose it to him. And I knew that I would end up getting hurt but I still wanted to be with him. I almost got caught by my mother giving him head. So she was always suspicious of me. Then Cal and Adam left in December. Now I am goin to go visit him and idont know how to act. should i act like nothing happened? I'm a bit confused because I think now I am ready to lose my virginity to him but I dont know if he still has feelings for me. Now he is 20. But also for some reason after he left I have had the sudden urge to want to fuck somebody. I'm a virgin and I want to wait but damn...its hard. And I have particularly have given a liking to giving head. This wasn't really a question but I hope someone could give me advice anyways or help me. sorry its long.

Act acordingly. If he is getting close to you get close to him, if he keeps his distaince just keep yours.

Q: My boyfriend and I are going to seperate schools next year and I think its going to be hard to stay in touch alot but we both really want to stay together because we love each other alot.. does anyone have any tips that will keep us from drifting apart?

Double Suicide.

Both of you jump of a cliff together it will be romantic, yet tragic and you'll always be remembered together.

Q: i me the boy last summer, and we hung out twice, nothing out of the ordinary the last time we hung out. 3 days later hes telling some of my friends that i hate them and i had sex with him. i confronted him about it and he said that i was the liar. i also had him get caught up in his own lie in his lj. why the heck would he do that?

Since your question is "why would he do that?", here is my answer:

Really this guy must be a jerk becuase he cares more about people thinking he "scored" then how you feel, he obviously isn't worth it. He probly did it just so he could look better amongst other guys, which is really retarded. Also if you hate then why would you have sex with them? Its really stupid confront him.

Also depending on what the age requirements are if he can get charged with rape use that as black mail to have him stop saying that. I mean if he saying you 2 did and and it would be illegal, then tell him your going to prosecute him and every one of his friends know you did it.

Sorry if none of this makes sence. :-\

Q: for prom i heard you have to sign up.. or something? when is the dead line exactly for that?

Well depending on what school you go to is when the prom deline for tickets is.

Q: do a girl's head/forehead size matter? i look somewhat like christina ricci.. except tanner, do you think shes pretty? would somewhat of a big head/forehead turn you off? would you suggest me getting bangs? thanks!

http://www.lunamorena.net/ricci/images/ricci_christina-01.jpg

Do a haircut like that then thats one of the pictures i foudn where she doesnt look like her forhead is the size of texas.

Q: how can i convince a girl to like me?what can i say to make her like me as a boyfriend

Make her laugh then kiss her. Thats my secret. It works most of the time.

Q: i have blackheads and i dunno what to do!..i use clean and clear, phisoderm and they both dont work! so i tried clean and clear and that didnt help either!..does anybody know how to help me?!?!?!?

Black heads? There are these strips you can buy to put on your nose and forhead..(your chin also i think) and put them on your face wet it and leave them on their for like 5 min and then peel it off and it pulls out most of the blackheads.

Q: I have a big problem. I have never thought my nose was big until I entered middle school and kids starting asking me about it. To make matters worse, everytime I go outside it turns RED and I mean RED. Its so gross and I look disgusting. I've tried putting concealor on it to disguise the red ness but it only makes my nose appear bigger, which I dont want. Is there anything I can do to make it less red?

You should ask your doctor about rosachia(sp?)

Q: Does anyone know of any cheat codes or websites about this game? I will rate 5's!

www.gamefaqs.com

Q: im a guy who is shy and i like this girl who is like my best friend and i want to have a bigger relationship with her, what should i do to get her attention? please help!! thanks

If you two are such god friend you could probly just go right off the bat and tell her how you feel.

Q: my friends seem to want to put living things in my car. I dont have the responisbility neede to care for such cratures, which is why i dont buy them myself. The problem is i think it is funny so i dont stop this. how do i stop my car from becoming a garbage can? 45/m

I say if you don't mind them allow it, but make them care for the animals...and it wouldn't hurt if you would throw some bread in the backseat every once in a while ether.

Q: I think I love this guy but I really don't know anymore. I'm confused. I just moved a little while ago and we never see eachother. It seems like he likes other girls to me but I think it is just because I'm so far away and I barely ever get to see him. We live almost half an hour away and I'm scared to get hurt. I don't know what to do... We've been through a lot together and I know I love him but I feel like he's pushing me away. HELP! 14/F

If your confused on wether you love some one oor not you obviously don't. Also Long distiance relationships are stupid expecailly when you cannot drive to see that person whenever you feel like it.

Q: I would like to go to a tanning salon for the first time. My family has no history of skin cancer and I have no skin problems, except that I am pale. I need some advice for which salon is the best to go to? How many minutes should I choose for my skin tone? Also, does it look fake at all? I'm trying to go for that just got back from the beach look.

the best thing to do (since i don't know your area in which you live) is to go to a nearby tanning salon and ask them these questions becuase thier equitment and settings may differ from other salons. If they don't sound like they know what thier talking about when you ask these questions try a different salon

Q: does anyone know where i can get one of those rings that symbolize that you are saving yourself until you are married- i forget what they are called- jessica simpson used to have one, they are silver bands..thanks!

Promise rings, any jewelry store should have them...also a lot of christian bookstores carry them as well

Q: Does anyone know where I can listen to songs from the movie "Chicago" without buying the actual movie?

You can go buy the soundtrack.

Or just use kazaa to download the soundtrack

Q: I recently had about 100,000 smileys from SmileyCentral.com, they were awesome, but now I wanted to install them. They are installed, but not in my AIM instant message. It will only let me send it through some E-mail thing. How do you get them on your instant message to send?

they can't be send though instant message unless you find where the pictures are on your computer and then direct connect with some one and send them the smiley image from where ever it is located on your computer

Q: Every time I get out of the shower my hair is frizzy, poofy, and just a pain! No matter how much i straighten it, it never hangs down flat like other girl's hair! Its always poofing out, or has waves in it! I need help my hair always looks bad!

** I rate 5 on EVERY GOOD COMMENT !!! =D **

Well try using a striaghtening shampoo and conditioner. Also they have striaghtening gel type products too. Also when stratening make sure your not burning your hair and creating split ends and just plain gritty hair, becuase if you straighten to much that can cuase hair to POOF out again.