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I see you are from Texas, if I am going to be planning a trip down there, and I wish to avoid the worst of the heat, when should I wait till before going?

Thanks!

id say go in october thats when it cools down enough thats its bareable.

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i know that pneumatics means mechanical properties of air and other gases, and how it works and stuff like that. i guess i dont understand it enough to know examples of it though. what would some examples be? thanks

well one example is a paintball gun have you never heard of the company tippmann pneumatics?

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my b/f is such a jerk he only cares about himself. He calls me names and screams at me. He used to push me around. I can never be mad im always the wrong one. He allways says the meanest things. I go through so much at home and he dont care he still calls me names and says he hates me.

just dump him. he doesnt know how to treat people so if you dump him he might reflect on how much of an ass he has been.

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hey is it bad to charge your cell fone to much ??
and do you knoe of any stores to get cute cell fone face plates?? (i rate high)!
xoxo need advice

If you have a lithuim battery and you keep your phone charged up all the time the battery will die a lot quicker. Lithuim batteries were ment to lose all the power and then get charged up again. so im my opinion you should let your battery lose all of its power every once in a while in order to keep it "healthy".

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My sister at a young age died of luekemia. I dont really uderstand where she got it from. But lately I've been finding random bruises on my boyd and i know my sister had random bruises and ashe was always tired and im always tired. Is there a possiblity that i could have it too?

I think you should make a doctors appointment immediatly and when you get there ask them if you can get a screening of luekemia.

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ok my friend at school is a guy and im a girl so its kinda hard, but hes been my friend since like 6th grade and weve always been friends. but now i think he hates me, because sometimes i like to kid around and talk about the guys that i liked from camp and then he gets all pissed. and i dont want him to hate me. well, i also should say that i went out with him for 3 months and he wasnt really the best boyfriend, so then i broke up with him. and i just think he hates me now. how do i make him friends with me again?

he more than likely doesnt hate you. but what i think you should do is try to strike up conversations with him and compliment him.

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Ok my friend picked me up from track and i had her track shoes and put them inside and infront of the car. When we got home, she noticed she only had one. She sorta freaked out and then we had to pay her bro to go bak up to the skool and look for it. We couldnt find it. We got back and she was pissed and didnt want to talk to me. I felt really bad and uncomfterble, she gave me mean looks so i said i had to go home. I have to go back to her house so they can take us to a camp. What do i do?? i feel really bad.
please help i rate high

she shouldnt expect you to take responsiblity for whats not your if she didnt want to lose them she shouldve taken care of them herself.

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hey its lauren from camp! wats up? i miss ya soo much! ur the coolest person ever

luv ya,
Lauren

hey lauren

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I have lots of pimples and well does anyone know any good good creams or anything like that. cuz i tried some and it didnt work I thougt maybe im eating to much chocolate and im not so please help I'm really pretty but with these pimples i feel so ugly inside. HELP i rate high

try proactive that stuff works so well for me. it really reduced the number of pimples i have

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I enjoy watching tv series on DVD. Ones I have enjoyed are "Soprano's", "Sex & the City", "Star Trek TNG", & "Dawson's Creek". Can anyone recommend a new series for me to watch with a continuing story line; not a comedy like "Sienfeld."

if you liked the Sopranos you should watch the Shield it kiks ass

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uhm.. what the heck is ddr?!?!!?!?!?!? its like dr. with an extra d... ahh im so confused!!!

you've never heard of dance dance revolution
its like only the coolest game ever!!!

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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume you are a DDR player. (How do I know? I'm a ninja.) What level do you play on, do you use the bar or any mods, what are your favorite songs, what's your best scores, etc.

Also, if you have not gotten a chance to play In The Groove, which is the newest dance game out there that actually replaces the computer inside of a DDR cabinet, you must play it. After playing In The Groove, DDR doesn't seem as much fun because ITG is just THAT much better.

yeah i do play DDR i play on heavy i dont really like the bar and my favorite song is Matursi Japan.

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Hi, i have a friend who has bad b/o. I'm not that kind of person who can say "Would u mind putting on some deoderent?" I could never do that to a friend. I was wondering if anyone could tell me how to tell her without hurting her feelings. Please my b-day party is coming up and shes coming, i dont want to afend my other friends. Please, I really need some help.

well I think you should of pressure her into it like descretly like when your around her say things like whats that smell thats the only way i can think of without having to be 2 direct.

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I think i may be losing my company car soon so i am on the look out for car, does any1 know what is the best sites for 1, looking for used cars and 2, guide to what prices i should pay for a particular car.
many thanks

try some local car dealerships or if all else fails try google or even ebay

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y would a guy want to go to an all boys high school?

first of all i dont want 2 go really my parents are making me
but i want to get a good education and not flip burgers at burger and second of all its not for sure that the private high skool that im going 2 if i even am going 2 go is all guys there are plenty of good co-ed private skools that i am looking at.

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u said that u get nervous around ur friends too. well i try to open up to my friends of the oppostie sex and they always seem... to hate me or to think im stupid. i dont try to be! i just cant think of things to say. i hate the dead silence... what r some things that i could bring up... ect.

well its a lot harder to open up to guys because they arent as understanding as girls, and i sound really stupid when im around girls and make a total ass of my self but you shouldnt beat yourself up about it.

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ok im kind of a shy person and recently i started making friends at another high school so im mainly with them. they are all so pretty...a lot of guys like them and they're so nice.i just want to fit in with them because when when im with them,i feel like the outsider. i want to b able to open up more...basically what i want to know is how to open up more!? plz plz help i really need it.

you can open up more by taking risks and saying whats on your mind i can relate i am shy 2 especially around my friends that are good looking girls (im a guy) but whenever i think of something i want to say i just go ahead and say it so what if it is stupid.

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