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1985


She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of white snakes car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright since


Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that shes uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985


OK i keep gettin these gay ass 'questions' on my advice column, by the way AMANDA N, i no it was u so screw off! and if u cant, then go screw a donkey!

And everyone else...............u rock!







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OK so there's thig guy I like. I've liked him for like3 or 4 years. Now he met this girl whos like completley gorgeous and they make out and stuff like all the time. I think he might like her. I think he knows I like him, but what do I do?

if hes a normal guy he will probably stop going out w/ her in a week or 2...tell him u like him and if u dont have enought courage 2 do that then try flirting with him...if he flirts bac...he likes you! : )

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I got highlights about 3-4 months ago. My mom said i can only get them done by the hairdressers every 6 months because its expensive. But it looks really bad now. Is there any product I can buy thats like a do-it-yourself highlighting kit?

Ya i used this moose stuff thhat highlights it, just make sure its the same colro as ur other highlights and the moose stuff only lasts 4 like 3-5 days so u could buy permanant ones at like wally world or target!!! -hope i helped!-
L@ur3n!!

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Ok, so there are these jeans I want at Abercrombie and Hollister, but super expensive!! They are those pants that are torn/destroyed...Does anybody know how I could do it myself, and it would look good without spending a fortune??!!Thanks!!

Why would you even want torn jeans? Thats a little weird i mean really u could cut them i guess and like ya but why would u? sry thats retarded! :)

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Okay there's this one guy and i like him and he likes me. But he was put on the spot and went back out with his girlfriend. Whenever im with him he's like.. i need to find a way to get rid of her! Does anybody know what he can say to her so that they can breakup without her knowing it was because of me?!

He should just tell her that he doesn't want to go out with her because he just wants to be friends with her and not her b/f!
Hope i helped!!
~L@ur3n~

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hey .. i have a good friend of mine and she wants to kill herself because her and her boyfriend broke up .. and i dont know waht to say to her to make her not kill herself .. like i've said pretty much everything possible and i just dont know waht to do .. nothing i say will make her realize that hes not the only guy and all .. i really need help like asap .. !!
-- ash

OK well let her know that there are many people that love and appreciate her and that its not only herself that she's hurting, its also her friends and family who would miss her very, very, very much. Just be sure and show her that you appreciate her and would hate to see her die so young especially over a guy.
I really hope i helped!!!!

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hey .. i have a good friend of mine and she wants to kill herself because her and her boyfriend broke up .. and i dont know waht to say to her to make her not kill herself .. like i've said pretty much everything possible and i just dont know waht to do .. nothing i say will make her realize that hes not the only guy and all .. i really need help like asap .. !!
-- ash

OK well let her know that there are many people that love and appreciate her and that its not only herself that she's hurting, its also her friends and family who would miss her very, very, very much. Just be sure and show her that you appreciate her and would hate to see her die so young especially over a guy.
I really hope i helped!!!!

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Ok well I asked a question before that asked like how do I record stuff on my computer. Well I found out how.. now how can I send it to people??

Get a E-mail and then attach a file to it and then send to all the ppl you want...

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ok, like 2 years ago i sprained my ankle from cheerleading and ever since then it always pop when i walk up the stairs or get finished working out. is that normal? and my wrists pop everytime i bend it back and forth, but i think it's from tumbling, but is that normal too? i was just wondering cause some of my friends have the same problem. thanx!

If it buggs u so much try wearing wrist and ankle guards, they really help! I do gymnastics, so i know how you feel! I hope i helped!

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Can anyone tell me any good websites for a 13/f to look at that don't need sound? I'm insanely bored a lot of the time, and I'd like to find some new intresting websites to look at. Thanks!

You could go 2 bored.com, ebaumsworld.com, happytreefriends.com, gotlaughs.com, or funnyjunk.com(if ur not allowed 2 listen 2 cus words then don't go 2 funnyjunk.com!) I hope i helped!

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Every time i chew something like gum or a meal..my jaw pops/clicks. Anybody know why..or how to stop this? thanks a bunch!

I have the same problem as you and its a sort of disease thingy that wont ever go away, you could have jaw surgery but you no, i wouldn't if i were you! Just try not to chew alot of gum at one time because it will just make it worse!hope i helped!

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