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Q: 23/f, my partner is the same age. I don't usually ask questions in this category...this is a little odd for me...>.>

Tell me something - why is it that guys like "dirty talk" so much?

I'm not inexperienced, here. I've had a few partners, and in the past I just kind of got around it or refused to do the "dirty talk" thing. My new guy's into it, and I want to give it a shot. The problem is it's just so...cliche. It makes me laugh, which totally ruins the moment. I'm an actress - maybe it would help if I thought of it as a kind of role playing?
Even so, though, I never know what to say. "I love the way your **** feels in my *****"? "I love when you do that"? "I'm so wet"? I've seen porn; I get the general idea. I just feel like there's something I'm missing.
What's ridiculous is - as I said - I'm an actress. I can play any role. I'm also a writer. I have a myriad of characters and personalities under my belt and floating around my head, but none of them are comfortable with talking dirty.

What's even worse is that if I start doing that when I'm close, even just saying "I'm coming," or anything like that, my orgasm stops, and then I'm not coming, and he thinks I am, and I don't want that. I'm a lot less shy than I used to be in bed, but this still pushes me a little.

So how do I do this dirty talk thing without making myself laugh, or uncomfortable, while still turning him on?

Tips, tricks, advice? Help a girl out!

Thanks!
Do you talk on the phone or through text? That would definitely make the difference.

Explain to him that at first you are going to be uncomfortable and that it will come to you after a while.

Tell him a scenario starting from when the clothes to come off till the time he would cum. Be very detailed so he can picture exactly what you are thinking. Such as what you are wearing, what color, how your body is reacting, etc.


BE DETAILED! Don't do anything you aren't comfortable with, explain to him you aren't very experienced and rather start through text rather than talk! I still can't do it through talk, text is much better!

Q: M/18. I suffer from deep depression everyday of my life, nothing makes me happy and everyday I think about suicide. What should I do about this?
I am also 18 and have thought about suicide one too many times. Suicide is definitely not the answers by any means. I began to realize that when I fell more in love with the thought of pursuing the future that I want. Find something in your life that is worth while. That is all I worry about. I stepped away from the drama, hate, and past occurences. I would constantly get down and think that my life was worth nothing when it is truly priceless. You can't put a price on life, because it's worth more than that and GOD loves you. You are here for a reason, and I know that if you wait it out you will find that God was holding onto your life to prove you have something in your future and that if you find it you will be so happy with yourself. Only worry about yourself and not others for the time being. Look back into your past and analyze what was making you feel this way. Did something happen? Was something said? Etc. Once you find the reason you are feeling so down you can come to a conclusion with it and START OVER. That is what I did, I am worrying about my future and moving foward on a new leave! Good luck. xoxo

Q: Ok,so i know asking this probably isn't going to get me anywhere as people feel too morally obliged not to answer a question like this but i'll give it a go nonetheless. The thing is,i am considering the possibility of claiming my own life very serious as of late and would like to know what would be the most efficient way to go about it.I'm not going to try and justify my considering this but i would really appreciate an honest answer.I realise asking this puts anyone who reads this in a very awkward position and i am very sorry for that,all i need are just a few simple suggestions.
Suicide is definitely not the answer for anyone. You should never want to claim your life. You may have hit some rough patches in your life, but life can never be so hard that you actually consider doing such an awful thing. I have had the same thing thoughts, but I have found something in life that is keeping me here. I want to pursue my dream of the career that I love every aspect of. You need to find something or someone that will make it all worth while. Analyze the problems in your life and then go back and find a way to fix them, or break yourself away from them. You can always find a way to make yourself happier, but you have to find what is making you feel this way. Once you find the cause of your thoughts, then get rid of it and break away from it and pursue something else in life. You have potential in life, everyone does and everyone has a reason to live and they have their own person to continue walking the face of the earth. Find God if that is a belief in your judgement. Maybe go to a trusted counselor. Find someone to talk to, it is never the choice to take your life, because then you will never know what you could have had out of life. You take away all hope and faith. Think about the people that you may be hurting. Once you are gone, the people that truly cared about you and loved you are going to have a rough time coping with the fact you were so unhappy with the way you were living. Don't do this, because life has many things to offer, and you have the potential to pursue new things. Don't miss the good things life has to offer.

Make the right decision, and be happy.
xoxo

Q: Okay so I'm a 13 year old girl and I love touching myself down there.... I mean I like putting my finger in my vagina and I do it every chance I get... I haven't started my period and I have even put tampons in just to do it. It doesn't even feel good but I want that real good sensation. I haven't had an orgasm and I really want one... Any tips? Is there any way that I can speed up the process of starting my period? I really want to.... Thanks.
At 13 this is perfectly normal. You are completely curious.

It is a bad idea to put tampons in when you don't have your period.

1. You can get infections and irritation from pulling it out dry.
2. You can get shock syndrome, meaning if you put it in too long your body will react to it in a negative way causing your body to go into shock.

You can not speed up the process of you period, and I am pretty sure you don't want to start it because it's not fun at all. You can get sick and crampy and feel like crap all the time. So let that come on it's own and do not hope for it. It is also very normal to have a lot of discharge, it happens and may be a sign of your period but not a recent sign typically.

As far as the sexual favors, just do what you are doing and leave it at that because eventually you will get the things that you want, just be careful doing it too often. It may be healthy for a while but you may get irritated.

Hope this helps.

Good luck hun.


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