I write this column to make jokes and express my political ideas. Please do not bother me with stupid "I saw my boy friend making out with my sister, should I still go out with him, should I go out with my sister, or should i date my Dad?" That is for Jerry Springer. If you do send me questions that I do not deem worthy I will mock you until you cry. Just because it's not funny to you doesn't mean it's not funny for everybody else
Nota Bene: If you find yourself offended after reading my column you are either being mocked or you are a republican. You know you are a republican if A) you think that the bill of rights was the biggest mistake our contry made. B) you will only eat "Freedom Fries" C) you think that you have the right (ha ha, pun) to lie, its those "stupid liberals" who can't. D) you think that Iraq has yellow cake uranium from Niger. E) you think that Bush would have made it into Yale without his daddy F) you think that Bush isn't a pathological liar G) you have a shrine to John Ashcroft in your house
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The radio station I listen to cranks out the cheesy pop tunes until I'm ready to explode some one/thing. Does this give me permission to send them hatemail until they play some REAL music? (and it is the only radio station in the area, besides classical) (link)
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Yes, but whats wrong with classical music. Bach happens to be my favorite mussician, followed by the Beatles, Jimmy Hendrix, and The Who (Cream and Led Zepplin are also up there)
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How can I get the entire United States to convert over to the metric system? We're like the only country that uses idiotic "standard" units of measurement that make no sense, it costs our companies money and it's annoying to learn about two systems in school. I need to launch a huge enourmous campaign to take over the country! (link)
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It's a hopeless cause, but a noble one. I am on your side
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...I want world peace. Anyone with me? (link)
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I'm here
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