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hey my name is courtney i'm 14 year old sophmore at CA! i run cross country (this will be my second year) and i'm planning on doing cheerleading and running track! i'm taken [x]may 21, 2005[o] by my beyond amazing boyfriend tom! i love you soooo much! *more* ;) my best friend is chelsea . . we've been friends for over 3 years! i love to give advice so feel free to ask anything and i'll try my hardest to help you! xOcourtney*

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what are some funny/cheesey pick up lines?

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

I'm an army recruiter. Why don't you come over to my place and "be all you can be."

The best part of me is covered up.

That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor...

If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

(offer guy/girl a screw) Wanna screw?

The word of the day is LEGS. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Your legs must hurt. You've been running through my mind all night.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Are you religious? [Yes.] Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

There are 345 bones in the human body, want one more?

Why don't you sit on my lap...and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

If beauty was a crime you would be doing lifetime.

You remind me of bacon, the way you sizzle.

Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?

Is your daddy a thief? (answer: No)
Then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes?

Help, I'm lost. Which way is it to your house?

Your place or mine?

This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.

I'd look good on you.

Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.

What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.

Be unique and different, say yes.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Don't you know me from somewhere?

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I love every bone in your body. Especially mine!

There is much more here than what meets the eye.

You are the reason men fall in love.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Did it hurt? (answer:what?) When you fell from heaven..

Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?

Grab them in the ass and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (answer: No why?)
Because I can sure see myself in your pants!

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Can I flirt with you?

Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

hope i helped*

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im getting my eyebrows done for the first time and im really scared that its going to hurt. what should i do to prevent pain.. beside putting milk on afterward?? please hurry

it doesn't really hurt just a little bit of stinging for a few seconds after it's done. it hurts a lot less than plucking does. you could also put lotion on afterwards to help the redness. make sure afterwards you don't scrub it hard or use harsh chemical for the first few days because it will cause some soreness and peeling. hope i helped*

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what are some good scary movies?

*the ring
*the ring 2
*the exorsist
*the nightmare on elm street
*it
*pet semetary
that's all i can think of right now but if i think of more i'll add them! hope i helped*

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my cell phone plan is verizon and I know I have free nights and weekends. free nights starts at 9pm, but what time does it end? I'm only allowed to talk on my phone when it's free nights and weekends. Last night my boyfriend called my cell phone at 4:15am, and the day before he called me around 3am. Will I get charged for this? what time does free nights end?

i'm pretty sure it's 7am the free night ends! actually it ends at 6:59am but i rounded it off! i have verizon too and that's the time my mom told me! just so you know free nights actually starts at 9:01 so if you start at 9 and talk til 10 you will be charged if they aren't verizon! hope i helped*

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Well I was just wondering what the colors of these jelly bracelets meen.

*Black: sexual intercourse
*Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
*Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
*Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
*Orange: kiss
*Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus)
*Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex)
*Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style)
*Silver: fisting
*White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss)
*Pink: flashing
*Gold glitter: make out
*Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus
*Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildos, etc.

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I shave down there and when it starts growing back...and I try to shave it hurts sooo bad and bleeds. Does anyone know any tricks or anything that will work? I've tried nair and it dosn't work. Thanks soo much for your help!

have you ever tried waxing it? that might be better for you then shaving! another thing you could do is svace but make sure to use really warm water to open your pores and a mosturizing shave gel/soap! hope i helped! by the way is this the cheese? lol you spelled doesn't just like my bff and i was just wondering if you were her*

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dont you just HATE it when people rate you really low just bc you tell the truth?

cookierat123

yeah! if you don't want the truth then don't ask the question! durr!

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I have a bunch of pimples on my chin and under my lips. I really hate them bc even with the tons of makeup i sover them up with they still pop out all gross and red. I would really love something that could make these DISAPPEAR!!!

try clearasil or neutrogena! both brands work really well! hope i helped*

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What do 16 year old guys think about? What do they do in there spare time? What do they talk about with there friends..there cars? sex? Thanks!!

*guys think about girls . . a lot!
*they do what ever intrests them like their sports, hobbies, what ever he's into!
*with their friends they'll talk about girls, sex, cars, a lot of guys like to brag, girls, sports, and just a bunch of random guy stuff!
hope i helped*

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