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'allo!! My name is Helen and i'd very mucho love to answer your questions. chances are i don't really know the answer, but i like to pretend i do. just drop a question in my inbox and i'll answer it whatever it is. i have the unfortunate and unpleasureable duty to inform you that... nevermind.
about me??? oh..k
i'm 14, 5"7, hazel eyes, stawberry blond hair, errr...
i love the strokes (julian v. v. v. hot...
wouldn't you agree? too bad he's getting married...sigh), weezer, coldplay, maroon 5 (kind of), switchfoot's pretty good, reading, and writing.
(oh, and i'm a level 1 moderator)

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and to be loved in return" -the moulin rouge

"But that's not how it works, is it? And maybe its better that way. Because some things are never meant to be anything more than a moment."
~Lucas, by kevin brooks

"A friend will overlook your broken down gate and admire your flowers in the window box."
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"People don't like it when they don't know what you are. They don't like things that don't fit. It frightens the,. They'd rather have a monster they know, than a mystery they don't."
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"Because he's my friend. Because I know where he stands, and where I stand with him. Because I think he'd die for me, and- and i think i'd die for him." ~allana, by tamora pierce

"The difference between possible and impossible lies with the person's determination"
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"Being different, being against the grain of society is the greatest thing in the world."
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"A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you could invent."
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Imagination plays an incredible role in my life. As much as i try not to, i have imaginary lives and friends and problems. is this norml for a 14yr old? if not, ho can i get them to... leave, i guess?
thanks for your help, Helen (link)
its perfectly normal. myself had imaginary lives and people and problems for years. my writing tutor that helps me with my to-be-published stuff says that comes a lot to people who love to read and especcially write fantasy and fiction stuff. imagination is still one of the most precious things to me, and i try not to take it for granted. it helps me with my writing and sometimes straightens out the life i'm really living.
hope i helped!
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Does anyone know a quick way to get rid of poison ivy. I know Chlorine and Bleach help...but anything else?

-Thanks
-Zero (link)
okay, this is gonna sound really weird, but it works. in th rainforest in the yucatan peninsula(mexico) there is a tree called the box chechem, it is VERY poisonous, and leaves a rash that can last more than six months. the only way to get rid of it is by boiling the bark of tha chaca tree, and putting it on your skin. i've tried it also on poison ivy, and it helps. now, it probably won't help you right now, but you can get it online(or if you live or ever go to mexico you can get it there) for future poison ivy... it works really really fast. sorry i can't help for THIS TIME, i really am, but i never found anything but tha chaca bark that helps.
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Ok, My names Mike and I was wondering, I'm a very random person and will do anything to get a laugh from anyone. So. I do alot of random stupid things just to get a luagh, but sometimes the things I do make people think I'm just a retard. So, I'm wondering if anyone thinks that people like me are funny and great to have aound? And what I mean by people like me is, people with no care of what people think and will is unhibited and will act wild and crazy just for kicks. (link)
is your last name, by chance, savage, is it? hmm... nvm.

Seriously? i love to have folks like yeh around. you put the life into schools and events, and are just downright hilarious. anybody who DOESN'T like you should just kick the can and beat it. as long as you're still getting your laughs, you're okay.
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What does idk stand for? (link)
it means "i don't know"
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i know this isn't really important, but im doing a poll for summer school.. im not in summer skool, but were supposed to be doing this to get ready for our upcoming high skool year, and well here's my poll...

Bush?
or
Kerry?

moderators, plz don't rate this low, it's for skool, also please don't delete this Q!!!! (link)
kerry
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Is there any way to get ride of a pimple FAST???
HURRY I NEED TO GET RIDE OF IT BEFORE FRIDAY!!! (link)
no. 1. DON'T TOUCH IT.... EVER!! if you don't touch your zits, they heal faster because you're not getting extra skin oils on it.
no. 2. if you want to get rid of it fast, wash it about 5 times a minute... okay... not that much, but you get my point. wash it a lot. and jsut use regular soap. it works great.
no. 3. put antibacterial suave stuff on it. sounds gross, but it works for me.
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PS. DON'T TOUCH IT!!!!


Choose one or the other 4 each question!!

Chad Michael Murray or Johnny Depp??

Ruben or Clay??

Bush or Kerry??

Hilary Duff or Lindsay Lohan??

Apple or Banana??

Ben Affleck or Matt Damon??

Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson??

Chicken or Tuna??

(link)
Johnny Depp
Clay
Kerry
Lindsay Lohan
Apple
Matt Damon
Paris Hilton
Chicken

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I'm having trouble falling asleep. Does anyone now anything that could help me fall asleep easier and faster? (link)
one thing i gotta say is that counting sheep doesn NOT help. you want to get into one position and stay that way as long as you can. make sure you're comfortable, and lots of times having a fan or some music going helps lul you to sleep. whatever you do, never think about sleep while you're in bed, it just postpones it.... breath slowly, and just wait for it to come.

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ne one kno ne really cool but diff. sites i could go on? im wicked bored (link)
bored.com is the only one i know of... just go to google.com and type in something random... who knows what'll turn up...


ANY GOOD BAND NAME IDEAS? (link)
well, there are some pretty weird names out there.
jim crawford band is named after a hamster. the white stripes have a weird name. the strokes were named for their guru 9a stroke of good luck, i guess) weezer was named for the guitarist who blew it too much... take your pick. nme it after somebody or something.


i think my cat is mentally retarded!! is that possible?? i need to take her to a vet! oh yeah, can animals get aids? (link)
i dunno if animals can get aids, but i think so. and about being mentally retarded, YES!!! IT CAN BE DONE!! they can be retarded just like humans.


coke or pepsi? (link)
coke, of course


I am really white, but i have freckles on my face so every time i go in the sun my frackles seem to get darker but not my skin! i want to go to a tanning salon but iono how much it is, and i heard you could get cancer. should i just put sunscreen on my face then the freckles wont get darker but then i wont get a tan on my face too, what do i do??? (link)
everything causes cancer. too much soda, too many flowers in your house, too many electronics... and, too much sun. it's called skin cancer. yep. you have the same chance of getting skin cancer from sitting in the sun, as you do sitting in a tanning booth.
if you want to get a tan and can't, a lot of times it's just your genes. your skin just can't get tanned, but it might be something else too... ask your doctor.




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