Hey everyone! I haven't been active for few years but now I'm back, wiser than ever! So if you want my advice, let's make magi happen and fix this problem together.... or just, you know, take the advice.
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you have 5 favorite columnists 4 of whom are relative assholes, so i assumed youd know. actualy i wish i was that smart, i jsut forgot to add my username
~russianspy1234 (link)
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Don't ridicule other columnists. Okay, I lied, you can. Go ahead. But I am not part of this.. Okay, so long story short, I think you're cool, honest, and you put your face on the column thing, AND you go to UCSD. So, if you total up the points, and the bonus points, you get a score, that will enable you to be in my "favorite columnists" But anywho, so yea, I just thought you were worthy enough to be in my "favorite coumnist" thing. Yea... that's all. Did I answer your question?
~SAM
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hey i noticed i was listed on your favorite columinsts, cant see what youd like in my column though i sugar coat quite a bit. (link)
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I'll be mean to you for the fact that I'm in a bitchy mood right now.
First off, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!? I have more than ONE favorite columnists, so I have no fucking idea who the hell you are. LEAVE your god-damn User name! Geez! I can't answer your question, dumbass. Try again later, leaving your fucking name... GAH!
~SAM, the Pissed-off
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My hair is gets all this static in it and it's driving me crazy! It's like when you rub a balloon to your hair and it just sucks! Does anyone know of any hair products that would help with my problem??
♥ Mee! (= (link)
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No, but I suggest just geling it for the hell of it. Your hair would look cool that way. I think. I don't know. If I knew how you looked like, I'm sure I can help you a lot more. But for now, I'm very useless. I am sorry. But using Gel works! Yea, Chris (this dude) has this like... bowl-cut type thing, but when he gels it all back, it looks ver awesome, AND we some just calls him "helmet head" cause it's sooo hard like a helmet. It's pretty funny... well yea, that's about it for me!
~SAM
(I hope I helped in a strange way)
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Emo bands should die
We'll stuff their faces with pie
It'll get all over their ties
And we wont even cry
Am I the only one that feels this way? (link)
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GOOD GOD! I 100% CONCUR. YOU ARE AWESOME!!!
By the way, I'm taking this time to tell you people that's reading this... when you read the one bottom of this, it's being cut, for the fact that it's too long, so click on "VIEW" for it... Thanks
~SAM
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Are you supposed to wear a bra under a cami? Im not very big....like kinda flat...Thanks (link)
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If it's dark colors (black, navy, brown, etc.) then you don't really have to. If not, then wear a bra, cause *ahem* you'll have hell of a lot of attention. If you're small, go with bright colored clothing anyway, and yea, wear a bra...
~SAM
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Hi ummmmmmmm.....you answered my Mean girls question. Can you tell me where you found the Mean Girls script?? (link)
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Yes
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here it goes- i am 14 years old, and i still havent gotten my period.. is that a bad thing? or is it normal? please help! (link)
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No, you're abnormal. You'll die of this, with the cause of having late Period. I'm sorry, but I think you'll have 6 years to live. At least you now know how long you'd live...
~SAM
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I really don't know what to put this quesion under. But here goes..... does anyone know where I can find the screenplay Mean Girls?? I need it really bad so if anyone knows where I can find it, that wuld be great. I sorta need it A.S.A.P.!
Thanks again,
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Yes
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does anyone have any quotes about life or things like that to put in infos? (link)
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Oh I have few. And feel free to use any of these... I quote these, by the way. All naturally from ME.
"Die"
"You lose some, then you lose more"
"Kisses? I want diamonds, dammit!"
"Anything can be a weapon"
"Needles are sharp, but blades are funner"
"Burning takes too long. Try cutting!"
"Love is something that can die. So HATE!"
"When all else fails, sue"
"When you can't choose something, act like an idiot"
"The only thing preventing peace, is war. The only thing preventing war, is peace. Damn peace..."
"Skittles? Why yes it is...."
"Run into my knife, chest first, please"
"That wasn't candy."
"That wasn't edible."
"Love? HA! More like Lust!"
~SAM
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well i know this may sound weird but me nd my boyfriend were arguing ! we started dating the 31st of Decemeber nd our 2 month is rolling around but there isnt a 31st in February? how do you celebrate an anniversary if that date isnt there ? (link)
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Celebrate the last day of that Month. Easy! Unless you COMPLETELY ignore the calendar. and just mark ever 30days to be your anniversary. Actually. that's not that bad of an idea. Do that. It'd work... i think....
~SAM
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In my school people get picked on school temas basically because they are friends with the coach. they could be not as good as one person but if they know the coach they will still make it. well i dont know the coach and im trying out for basketball but i dont know if i should because they probally wont pick me cause i dont know the coach cause im ok at basketball im not the best but im not bad (sorry if this is confusing) my question is though should i try out or not? (link)
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DO IT! DO IT! GO FOR IT! Go, and do your very best. If you don't you'd wonder in life, "Why the hell didn't I do, what SAM told me to do?" And you'll regret. If you try out, and you don't make it, then obviously, the coach didn't like you so much. Just suck up to him and every thing, until you get the results if you got in or not.
But then again, if your school team thing sucks, it's really not that great to be in it, since you're on a losing team, and you think College would look at that and love you? Hmmm, something to be thinking about man. Well, take my advice and go for it. And if you realize the team sucks, drop out or something. There's always lower people than you, that your coach can relace you with.
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