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OK my boyfriend just dumped me yesterday and eh used the line, "I love you, but i don't want a girlfriend right now." Has anyone gotten that one before? If any boys see this what does it actually mean? is it just a nice way to dump me becuase how can you *love* someone but not wanan go out with them? (link)

Quote: "I love you, but i don't want a girlfriend right now."

Translation of quote:Your ugly, stupid and self-absorbed, i dont want to fuck you anymore".

Hope i helped!


I need to talk to my friend about something serioud but everytime i mention it, he changes the subject or doesnt answer or signs off aim. What should I do so I can get the message across that we really need to talk and its serious? (link)
Tell him you have AIDS so he'll feel bad...and then when you realy do find out you have AIDS...well then i guess your screwed hahaha!! rate me high, thanx =)


hey advicenators! ok heres my story: me and my boyfriend have been going out since new years eve, and we see each other at school and hang out on the weekends, and talk at night, but it doesnt seem to me like we are going out! its basically like hes my friend, except we hug before we leave. how can i make it more like hes my boyfriend, and less like one of my friends? thanks guys! (link)
your dumb...die bitch


hey. i like this guy...but he likes my good friend. its kinda hard to see him flirt with her bcuz i like he so much. what should i do? (link)
you should just stay away from him becuase he likes your friend..and you never know your friend could like him to and you shouldnt mess things up for her. Just dont be around him and your friend while there together because you know hes gonna flirt with her.


just wondering... met a great guy on match.com, we've been dating for almost 11 months... but he still has his ad up there! what's the deal with that? a male ego thing? He said no he's not looking for another girlfriend, and gave me a beautiful diamond necklace for christmas. he's 35 I'm 39. tell me how to get what I want, just a steady boyfriend without all the wondering. I'm too old for this high school crap. (link)
maybe he just forgot the fact that he still had it on and hasnt been on the site since hes met you. if hes givin you a dimond necklace he sounds pretty comitted to me..but then again you never know. But still, just tell him you dont apreiciate the add is still up and if he doesnt take it down then things are gonna change between the two of you. just say something like that if hes being stubbornate about taking it off. hope i helped even though im giving advice to someone who could be my mother lol! - selene


some guy told me i turned him on :-P wut does that mean? (link)
you made him horney, and he hot a hard on


well my boyfriend of 5 months has been acting weird..for the past 3 days he hasnt been calling me, or asking to hangout or nothing...and everytime i call him he says hell call me back...and does in like 5 hours...but yestreday we were supposed to hangout and i called hmi at 1 and he said he was gonna take a shower and hed call me back...and he never did =(....ive talked to him about it upsetting me when he doesnt call me back for like 5 hours..but this time he didnt call back at all...i usually go to his house every wednesday....should i go this wednesday if he calls and apologizes? how do i act on the phone if he calls tonight? do i yell at him, be quiet, or act sad?? HELP...i dont know what to do im really upset about it though because my boyfriend means the world to me i love him so much im even listenin to sad music like mockingbird by eminem.....thx.oh ya i dont think hes mad at me or anything....i saw him the day before all this started happening and everything was great..


btw...16/f (link)
dont act like your desperate. make it seem like you could give two shits. i know it hurts inside but dont let the bitch see that, and on wednsday you should consider hanging out with one of the girls instead..maybe even consider looking for a new boyfriend. If he isnt calling you back untill hours later..its probably because he wants the realtionship to end. Toughen up and be a bitch..break up with him before he has the first chance to do it. Good Luck




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